actual non april fools situation

[SteveP]

last i looked i had 8 bottles of decent beer in stock..
poof, its Easter and all the packies are closed and i find a single can of BudLight that has been in the back of the refrig for 6 months that somebody brought. What to do?

DCT, I did a google search for traffic from your hse to here would be " under 3 1/2 hrs, probably ".
If you leave within 5 minutes you could get here before 10.
Bring something for yourself too unless you want an aged BudLight.
TT said he would reimburse the gas but not the tolls.
I will give you enough quarters to cover the tolls but you will have to wait until I go to Switzerland next.

[SteveP]

Matt s
there is a 7:37 Miami to Boston through Charlotte that could get you here at 2:35am.
would kinda suck but better than nothing. Bring one for yourself and the other 5 for DCT and I.

[Matthew Strongin]

Missed the flight, Steve. I'll get on the next plane with a case of Bud Light. That's what you said you like, right?

I'll bring a growler of local IPA for me and DCT.

[Rich Beaudoin]

I’ll bring your check in person

[SteveP]

I’ll bring your check in person

I'll give you a BudLight if you bring cash.

[rec head]

What happened to your still?

[sonicw]

What, no clamato chelada? Paging Joost...

[robin3mj]

I'm still digging the tap-line you requested, direct from the Harpoon Brewery?
I'm within 200 yds of your house but have hit a vertical wall of solid bedrock. Please wire an other $60K, so I can upgrade my drill bit.
You'll be swimming in IPA in no time.

[SteveP]

i survived this crisis by opening a bottle of Cote de Rhone I had in stock.

Matt, I am sorry to hear that yr flight was cancelled and you had to sleep in charlotte..
new flight arrives in Boston at 3:45pm.. time enough to get here by dinner.
good news as it will save me $8.99 buying a 6 pack today.

MAtt, I changed my mind on the Harpoon... I am going w Smuttynose instead.
Best to just fill the hole back up.

[davids]

You know it's also Passover, so the beer in my fridge is going unopened?
So I could have helped.
Not that you even thought of me.

...I did realize we were out of coffee, as soon as I woke up Easter morning. I was truly worried I would be forced to drink DD.
I should have known better - I was not even the first customer waiting at the door of the local artisanal beanery when the door finally opened.

[SteveP]

You know it's also Passover, so the beer in my fridge is going unopened?
So I could have helped.
Not that you even thought of me.

...I did realize we were out of coffee, as soon as I woke up Easter morning. I was truly worried I would be forced to drink DD.
I should have known better - I was not even the first customer waiting at the door of the local artisanal beanery when the door finally opened.

the last 4 times i busted on you.
i decided to give you a rest.

next time yr back up though.

[jerk]

If I drink the Bud Light in your house, do I still have to pay the nickel redemption deposit or can I get that taken off my tab?

Thank you,

jerk

[SteveP]

If I drink the Bud Light in your house, do I still have to pay the nickel redemption deposit or can I get that taken off my tab?

Thank you,

jerk

full credit if you fill out the proper paperwork.
don't forget to initial in the 3 blocks on page 16.

[thollandpe]

Cotes du Rhone bottle goes in the barrel for the next time Pooch goes to Maine, 20-cent deposit.

Jerk, Bud Light can remediation fee is payable in Bitcoin.

The Apple II has been trying to push one out since Guido Bontempi won Gent-Wevelgem. It's a IIe so it will be finished soon.