Guy Fieri...I find the following quite funny

[Christian Fox]

Donkey Sauce purveyor and Food Network "personality" food person, Guy Fieri, apparently didn't register the full domain name of his new (destroyed by the food press) restaurant in New York. Some very funny person did, however. The result is a menu which is likely only a slight variation from the original.

Link:
Guy's American Kitchen & Bar

[cody.wms]

I'd eat Football: The Meal.

[Brandon White]

That's the funniest read I've had in a long time - mostly because my friends and I make fun of him when we are eating.

[d.wilson]

completely derailed my afternoon with that.

i'm not sure if i'm dyspeptic from laughter or the thought of eating a hobo lobo bordello slam jam. sprayed with axe and funky mushroom dribblins. in an ed hardy designed bucket...

[Matthew Strongin]

I really needed that.

[xjoex]

That's funny stuff there... except, whats up with hating on David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar is ok, but Diamond Dave is off limits.

-Joe

[Zandr Martin]

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Sheer genius.

[72gmc]

The unfortunate followup is that his restaurant is doing fine. People are choosing to eat food that will make them grow goatees to replace their disappearing chins from a guy who grew a goatee to replace his disappearing chin. From Yahoo!:

It's been over three months since Pete Wells' brutal review of the new restaurant in the New York Times became an instant meme. Everybody laughed at first. But then a weird thing started to happen: people started rising to Fieri's defense and, even weirder, people started going to the restaurant — like, a lot of people. Less than a month after Wells' review, Bloomberg Businessweek dubbed Guy's American Bar and Grill an "ironic dining mecca."

[maunahaole]

That's funny stuff there... except, whats up with hating on David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar is ok, but Diamond Dave is off limits.

-Joe

I disagree. I'm not down with any iteration of Van Halen. However, Sammy Hagar has some history with bikes. Dave Lee has history with hairplugs. Both are worthy of mockery, though.

[Brandon White]

I really needed that.

We are going to be recreating these tomorrow at the BBQ. Can you bring an Ed Hardy bucket, a Ranch Hose, and Duck Skin? Thanks.

[Matthew Strongin]

We are going to be recreating these tomorrow at the BBQ. Can you bring an Ed Hardy bucket, a Ranch Hose, and Duck Skin? Thanks.

I was worried about that. I'll bring the Ranch Hose and Duck Skin, no problem. The Ed Hardy bucket comes with a rant that I don't think anyone wants to hear. Do you have the Superbowl Bash Bro'det set up yet?

[Brandon White]

I was worried about that. I'll bring the Ranch Hose and Duck Skin, no problem. The Ed Hardy bucket comes with a rant that I don't think anyone wants to hear. Do you have the Superbowl Bash Bro'det set up yet?

I ordered the Velveeta via Amazon next day air - should be here just in time. I'll load my old iPod with Smash Mouth, should be fine in the water.

[Too Tall]

Ouch. That's funny.

[Jaq]

That was great.

Here's some vintage Patton Oswalt sorta along the same lines. NSFW

[cody.wms]

Along these lines, check out these great recipies:

Spilly's recipes - SBNation.com

[soupless]

I have post-laugh endorphin high. Thanks a ton.

[maunahaole]

I wonder if you can get a chelada with that.

[Christian Fox]

I have post-laugh endorphin high. Thanks a ton.

my pleasure...it brought tears to my eyes with laughter after I'd seen it 5 times already. whoever wrote that is supremely clever

[C.Dyer]

Dou you guys know about DadBoner? I wouldn't be surprised if he had something to do with that.

Brilliant.