Don't act like you're not impressed

[dgaddis]

Found this on an evening walk around the neighborhood last night.



No way it's his, right? It looked so fresh though...

[Nierman]

He pooped his right arm right off.

[rec head]

This is what the internet was invented for! Good job Mr. Toad. I thought my puppy was impressive.

[Bob Ross]

No way it's his, right?

It's been more than 35 years since I caught and kept toads as pets, but unless my memory has completely succumbed to age I can quite confidently assure you that poo did indeed come out of that guy in the picture. Bufo Americanus is a copious excreter, from every orifice.

[chasea]

Was walking the dog this morning when I saw that someone didn't pick up after their pet, which must've been an elephant. Then I saw the napkin next to it. This was a human. Commence with pulling the mutt down the sidewalk faster than he'd like, all while gagging.

Fucking New York.

[maunahaole]

Someone could have been wiping their dog's ass. Our landlord in SF did that.

I'd suspect a drummer as the mystery dumper, but there is evidence of wiping, which is un-drummer-like.

[chasea]

Someone could have been wiping their dog's ass. Our landlord in SF did that.

I'd suspect a drummer as the mystery dumper, but there is evidence of wiping, which is un-drummer-like.

Nah. I need the home court advantage. I'm delicate like that.

[Nierman]

Epicness presents itself around each turd.

turd.jpg

Sorry, all. I'm half way through designing a huge 400pg creativity-sucking catalog full of charts and stats, so until I'm finished, I will unleash Photoshop's newly-released EPIC filter on unsuspecting photos to keep me from going Primal Wear.

[Badonkadonk]

Epicness presents itself around each turd.

turd.jpg

Sorry, all. I'm half way through designing a huge 400pg creativity-sucking catalog full of charts and stats, so until I'm finished, I will unleash Photoshop's newly-released EPIC filter on unsuspecting photos to keep me from going Primal Wear.

the vsalon epic filter is awesome. keep that thing rolling. if the wordplay stays at this quality or above i think there may be a vsalon coffee table book in the making

[david]

of course it's his.
just look at the pride on his face.

[mjbabcock]

Dude...I think he's grabbing his junk as you're taking the picture as well. I can only imagine the captions...

[Too Tall]

Snort. Made my day.

[devlin]

Load from the Toad!

[lukasz]

what would freud say? (about this thread)

Anyway, I approve.

Was walking the dog this morning when I saw that someone didn't pick up after their pet, which must've been an elephant. Then I saw the napkin next to it. This was a human. Commence with pulling the mutt down the sidewalk faster than he'd like, all while gagging.

Fucking New York.

The day before the hurricane that never was last summer I was heading back to my place on the subway from a house in Park Slope that I was watching for someone. I'm standing on the platform at Atlantic-Pacific and the train just isn't coming (it was one of the last rides before they shut down the subway). A foul stench slowly starts to overtake me. I look around, but see nothing incriminating. Then a gust of subway wind blows through, taking a newspaper that was lying near me with it and revealing the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen.