quotes

[Human Epic Jolt]

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i collect some.

they swing both ways.

here are some:

i quite like the rumsfeld mind although i don't now what it is. HEJ.

wrgt design... i have collected one or two.

if everyone is thinking alike then someone isn't thinking. is a recent favorite.

im not sure if i agree with the following but it amuses me. HEJ.

its a waste of time to anticipate delays. no matter how much time you allow, the actual delays will be longer.

the mini designer reminds me of jerkmo with: people don't actually know what they want. so it's my job to tell them.


what are yours?

[bertiewhang]

"There isn't a woman alive that can resist a man who who knows how to mambo."

[Dancingbear]

"It doesn't matter how you get there, if you don't know where you're going" -Flying Karamozov Brothers

"Beware of endeavors that require new clothes" - Henry David Thoreau

[Tom]

"If God had not meant for them to be sheared, he would not have made them sheep."

[chasea]

I'm a fuggin' hit factory over heeyah.

"1. Get a tailor. 2. If your tailor wears a belt, fire your tailor. 3. Repeat step 1." - L. Chase Anderson

"Those shoes would only be appropriate if you were stealing Dalmatian puppies so your boss can turn them into a coat. "- L. Chase Anderson

"Darren's jacket has more shit on it than Seal's face." - L. Chase Anderson



EDIT: How could I have forgotten this gem from Thanksgiving?

"I dropped $100 at the strip club; literally dropped it, lost it. No good samaritans at the shake junt." - L. Chase Anderson

[bellman]

"We'd worry less about what people thought of us if we realized how little they actually do"

[Maxspeedwell]

Don't go to
stupid places with
stupid people and do
stupid things. -Frank Sharpe Jr.


`Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati` -Red Green


The difference between genius and
stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein

[72gmc]

"I couldn't wait for success, so I went on without it."

Jonathan Winters

[robin3mj]

"When you don't know what to do, do something."

[joosttx]

"I give them hell, cause I never fail.". King Diamond.

"Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket" -Eric Hoffer

[Human Epic Jolt]

But happiness is no respecter of persons - Fry

[chasea]

It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere.
Keith Richards

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.
Keith Richards

Guitar is easy. All it takes is five fingers, six strings, and one asshole.
Keith Richards

[bellman]

" That's just my opinion, I have more"
Don Ferris

[JitteryJoe]

" A sadist is just a masochist who follows the golden rule. "

[Jayme]

"Yesterday it hit me that I do all the little things
That you do
Except the same little things that you do are annoying
They're annoying as hell in fact"

Jack White