Re: Grumps can suck it, it's Friday!

Originally Posted by
xjoex
Combined grump and Friday grump suck it.
A bat got in my house when I let the dogs in... I googled how to get rid of a bat, all useless info. So after an hour of trying to get it out by opening all of the windows and doors and enraging it by swinging a broom at it failed I called animal control. Since I live in the middle of nowhere and it was 11:30 at night my local police showed up.
I apologized and said don't worry, but he insisted on helping. A ridiculous sight is watching three grown adults run out of door screaming when a tiny bat flies at them. Especially when one is wearing a bullet proof vest. This amazing guy spent 2 hours with us getting the bat out. He eventually got fed up and said "I have no choice... " He went in armed with a towel and a spray bottle. He enraged it with a squirt of water hit it with a towel and knocked it out. There was a lot of wild towel swinging with his other hand covering his head. He said "Not joking, this was more nerve wracking than any arrest I have done."
Such a great guy, he didn't have to do this it is not his job. But he did and that is awesome. Plus we all had fun.
-Joe
A bullet proof vest isn't going to save him from a bat!! I'm terrified of bats. In Brazil, there are fruit bats that come out at night (gets dark at like 5:30 PM) - so you'll be sitting outside by a pool or a small forest of trees and you'll see them dive against the water over and over again. The locals claim they won't bike mammals, but I'm skeptical.
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Blow up and pin a picture of M. Bartoli on your wall. When you achieve that position, stop. Until then, stretch, ride, stretch, ride, eat less, and ride more.
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