Get Your Grump on Thursdays - Was (What's chapping my @ss today?)

[j44ke]

I find Chobani yogurt irritating. Way too thick and sticky. How did they get so popular while being this thick and sticky? You can barely stir it. And it is impossible to mix with muesli. You just end up with a giant clump of yogurt and muesli wrapped around your spoon. Is it because people on diets (99% of America it seems) can eat it and delude themselves into thinking it is ice cream? How do these people make their muesli and yogurt in the morning - with a f*cking Evinrude as a mixer? I bet someone in the Vatican decided to switch to Chobani yogurt one day, and the Pope said, "Well, that's it. I am just not strong enough to stir this f*cking stuff into my muesli. I am retired." You know the Pope, right? The one will all the f*cking answers? Who speaks directly to whatshisheritsname? Superman. That's it. The Pope speaks to Superman. Chobani yogurt is kryptonite. After Zipporah circumcized Moses on the way to Egypt, everything else has just been going down the toilet. I blame the dame. Chobani kryptonite circumcision yogurt is going in the trash compactor. Give me back my runny Swiss-style yogurt. I am a man, dammit.

[maunahaole]

Dude...there's only one kind of yogurt available in NYC? All that shit is rotten milk anyway.

[boxerboxer]

My grump is Winter.
Go away, I've had enought of you. The clocks change this weekend and we had snow this week in VA!

You are no longer welcome, see you again in 10 months.

2 months out of the year? Cry me a river.

[Dorman]

I left my snowblower at the other house. My back still hurts.

[j44ke]

Dude...there's only one kind of yogurt available in NYC? All that shit is rotten milk anyway.

My wife Zipporah likes it.

[davids]

My grump is that a bloated gov't can't get its shit together enough that relatively minor cuts (I realize that's a debate in itself) don't cause havoc. Living in the DC area, I can tell you these aristoassholes have no fucking clue how hard the rest of America works and struggles to make ends meet right now.

At the risk of starting another pissing match, I'm now grumpy about your knee-jerk name-calling. "aristoassholes"... at least there's one canard in there I've never heard before.

[caleb]

Jeg er så glad: I just found the first disc of Season 2 of Game of Thrones in the mailbox.

Grump: My wife doesn't get home until 6:30, and she'll kill me if I start without her. This is going to be a long night.

Winter is coming.

[Nathanrtaylor]

My grump is the people who don't get the long, awful books I like.

[burgess1108]

At the risk of starting another pissing match, I'm now grumpy about your knee-jerk name-calling. "aristoassholes"... at least there's one canard in there I've never heard before.

That descriptor was meant for the elected officials on the Hill. And it's not kneejerk; I've been watching these self absorbed assholes drag this country down for decades.

[boxerboxer]

I'm grumpy about the rash of grumpiness referring to other grumpy posts from today.

[Dorman]

I'm grumpy about the rash of grumpiness referring to other grumpy posts from today.

I actually did go look at the calendar to make sure tonight wasn't a full moon. Spent a lot of years working retail. That shit's real.

[Matthew Strongin]

I actually did go look at the calendar to make sure tonight wasn't a full moon. Spent a lot of years working retail. That shit's real.

I worked in record stores for years. Weird shit went down when it was a full moon. Key to retail is working in a shop that closes before the sun sets.

[chasea]

This "snowstorm" can pretty much eat a dick.

[RickM]

People who never let anything go. Had my fill today, TYVM.

[davids]

That descriptor was meant for the elected officials on the Hill. And it's not kneejerk; I've been watching these self absorbed assholes drag this country down for decades.

OK then. I'm grumpy no more!

[bcm119]

I'm pissed that I decided against my best judgement to purchase a tub of Endurox, Fruit Punch flavor. It was on a blow-out sale, 50% off. I usually use Hammer Recoverite, or just those little Horizon Organic choc milks. The Endurox tastes like absolute shit, and has artificial color in it (who the F cares what color it is??). The aftertaste is so bad it is actually hard to get it all down without gagging.. like the dishwater you washed a pan in that you fried eggs in. Anyone local who likes this stuff, I'll trade it for a 12er of Sierra Torpedo or some decent red wine.

[boxerboxer]

This "snowstorm" can pretty much eat a dick.

False. Snowstorms have no mouth or digestive system. And that makes me grumpy.

[ElvisMerckx]

Had a temporary crown put on this morning to fix a broken molar. I'm still grumpy.

[Cookietruck]

Idiots driving slow in the fast lane. The law is clear: 'Slower traffic keep right'. The law does not say 'Slower trafic keep right...unless you are going the posted speed limit, then its ok to drive in the fast lane, create a traffic jam, force everybody to drive around you, and be an idiot'.

fuckers that can't drive smooth
on the gas on the brakes on the gas on the brakes
drive a constant speed and don't smash the brake pedal every time you want to slow down

i drive a truck with a carb sometimes, these dickheads are killing my fuel mileage unless i keep a 10 car following distance

[jitahs]

^Is it Thursday on tarck standard jugaloo time?