Whiskers be like stars in the sky bubba. Some are cat-like others require a lawn mower.

IIRC that tar soap foams nicely. Most of us need some lubricating film to keep the razor from removing a layer of skin.

Hmmmm NixFrixShun Shaving Goo?

BTW "Stinky' Boot" coffee brand was brilliant. That is still a house favorite :)