The Joke Thread

[Too Tall]

If a one L lama is a holy man, and a two L llama is a pack animal in South America, what is a three L lama? ..... A large fire in Boston.

Took me a beat. heh.

[Scott G.]

If a one L lama is a holy man, and a two L llama is a pack animal in South America, what is a three L lama? ..... A large fire in Boston.

When out riding, what song do I sing when riding past a Llama ?

Hello Dalai.

[Too Tall]

When out riding, what song do I sing when riding past a Llama ?

Hello Dalai.

Where is the most popular city in the USA for Llama's to live?







lloma linda, ca

[robin3mj]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on ‘em.

How do you catch a tame unique rabbit?
Tame way; unique up on ‘em.

[Bob Ross]

If a one L lama is a holy man, and a two L llama is a pack animal in South America, what is a three L lama? ..... A large fire in Boston.

The setup for that joke is a poem by Ogden Nash ...but I would love to know who the punchline is attributable to, pretty sure that did not come from Nash.

[AngryScientist]

What did the drummer name his two daughters??

...

Anna One; Anna Two

[charlieclick]

haha

[PaMtbRider]

Where did the bad rainbow go?
Prism..... It's a light sentence.

[Too Tall]

Where did the bad rainbow go?
Prism..... It's a light sentence.

Groan.
We've been Bare'd again.

[beeatnik]

As seen carved into a desk at the graduate research library UCLA in the 90s....

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
Then all night long
It was honor offer, honor offer

[rsl]

What do you get if you teach a wolf to meditate?

Aware wolf

[Tom]

Last night between songs Madeline Peyroux said "You know the difference between a jazz show and a rock 'n roll show? At a rock 'n roll show thousands of people listen to three chords."

[davids]

As seen carved into a desk at the graduate research library UCLA in the 90s....

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
Then all night long
It was honor offer, honor offer

I’m cleaning out ancient stuff from my files and came across a folder of my high school detritus. There in my own handwriting from, hmm, the mid 70s is that same poem! Plus some other equally sophomoric stuff, none of which I can take credit for.

[Vancouverdave]

Who makes a swatter for Asian Giant Hornets?
Wilson, Dunlop, or Head.
Who do you call to swat said hornets?
Serena Williams.

[dgaddis]

One of the greatest jokes of all time from one of the best of all time. RIP Norm.

[Sascha Roszak]

I only really found out about Norm MacDonald very recently and his humour really resinated with me, my type of humour.

I listened to this from Bob Saget and it left me with tears many times. Such a sad loss and way too soon...

[robin3mj]

I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day.

Figured it was the least I could do for him.

[AngryScientist]

You guys hear about that new restaurant on the moon?

Great food; but just no atmosphere.

[Scott G.]

So the Turkey Buzzard is about to board to flight to Orlando,
he has a dead racoon under one wing and a dead squirrel under the other.
The gate agent stops Mr. Buzzard, quote "Only one carry on per passenger."

[j44ke]

So the Turkey Buzzard is about to board to flight to Orlando,
he has a dead racoon under one wing and a dead squirrel under the other.
The gate agent stops Mr. Buzzard, quote "Only one carry on per passenger."

Doh, so close - needs "carrion" instead of "carry on". Still made me chuckle.