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    What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

    Make me one with everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osbk67 View Post
    What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

    Make me one with everything.
    What did the hotdog vendor say to the Buddhist monk when he asked for his change?

    Change must come from within.
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    I am waiting for Mark Nobilette to build a frame for me. His blog is written in Latin. So I tried two different online Latin 2 English translators. The first sentence translates: " Fresh Japanese Moms" on one site, and " each arrow is an easy skirt" on the other.

    Made me laugh.
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    What’s black and white and read all over? The Vaccine Thread. Wocka, wocka.

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    Okay, I'm a bit slow and would like to have this joke explained. What am I missing?


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    The pharmacy guy is misunderstood by the customer, who thinks he is asking if he needs to deodorize his balls or his ass.

    It looks like he does.

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    What do you call the greatest hockey player who never played?



    Wayne Regretzky.
    my name is Matt

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowPokePete View Post
    The pharmacy guy is misunderstood by the customer, who thinks he is asking if he needs to deodorize his balls or his ass.

    It looks like he does.

    SPP
    Thanks. I didnt make a connection that aerosol could be misheard as ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by echappist View Post
    Thanks. I didnt make a connection that aerosol could be misheard as ass.
    Only in England and only with a Swedish speaker.

    American reporter friend worked in Austria for years. Speaks fluent (Austrian) German. His wife is Austrian. His kids are Austrian. Went to a press dinner for Austrian politicians and press - sort of like the National Press Club dinner here - and listened to an Austrian comedian who got the audience roaring with laughter. He couldn't figure out what was going on. The comedian was just reciting a series of government announcements. He asked a colleague who was laughing what was so funny - this seemed like very plain boring language. Yes, his colleague said, but he's doing it with a Silesian accent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j44ke View Post
    Only in England and only with a Swedish speaker.
    In England we defecate through the arsehole and also pronounce the word arse differently from ass, as Jorn appreciates.

    This reminds me of the parent who received a bill for school fees of £X,000 per anum (sic). The reply was that the family would like to continue paying as before, that is through the nose.

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    From a Christmas Cracker.

    Why do bicycles fall over?

    Because they are two tired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Jacobs View Post
    From a Christmas Cracker.

    Why do bicycles fall over?

    Because they are two tired.
    Although I know what they are (from watching Dr. Who), you probably need to explain what a Christmas Cracker is

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    Quote Originally Posted by echappist View Post
    Although I know what they are (from watching Dr. Who), you probably need to explain what a Christmas Cracker is
    Sorry, and thank you for pointing this out.

    It is a paper cylinder containing jokes and gifts with a central paper strip which gives a minor explosion (crack) when pulled apart, usually by two people each holding one end.

    This gives some idea

    https://preview.telegraph.co.uk/chri...kes-ever-2021/

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    I found an interesting fact today, apparently on the Canary Islands there are no canaries, and on the Virgin Islands, you guessed it, no canaries there either.
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    rw saunders
    hey, how lucky can one man get.

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