Another joke, this one a true story.

I stopped at a new juice bar called the Fresh Monkee; protein shakes and other healthy drinks.

I'm standing in line and I hear the couple behind me talking. One says to the other, "I wonder why they call it the Fresh Monkee?"

I turned around and answered, "Because dead monkeys don't taste as good."

Their eyes popped out of their heads then they about died laughing.