Band Name - whatcha got?

[Artie]

I'm putting the band back together and we need a moniker.
Middle aged guys playing classic rock, you know the drill.
We're stumped and I have always considered the The VSalon a hot bed of creativity so I figured "why not" all suggestions are appreciated.

\m/ Rock On \m/

[guido]

The Abominable Sea Creatures

[robin3mj]

Vinyl Sighing

[davids]

Sam Therapy and King Dice

[zetroc]

Slow Hands

[bking]

Main Course

[CJones]

SDM -- Sonic Death Monkey!

[Artie]

I’m loving all of these.
The Banned is def up there
I suggested Geezer to the guys or GZR and they just stared at me.
I’m just the drummer and as much as I enjoy the play on my name
it prolly won’t float.
Fufkin would be pretty awesome though.
This is great fun. Keep em coming.

[false_aesthetic]

Chop-Chop
Septimus Smith and the Monarchists
King Ghidorah (works if you're a 3-piece)
B. Sample and the Non-Negatives
Therapeutically Useful
Hoisin Crispy Owl
Fertile Crescent Wrench
Jabberjaw
Savory

[alexstar]

Artie and the Ants

[Artie]

Alexstar is rock star material as as well.

[ElvisMerckx]

The Fooking Fooks

[Artie]

We have some good ones here guys...

[j44ke]

Kid of a friend had the best band name I’ve seen in a while - Poison Ivy League.

I think Zac Hates Everything would be a good name for a band but Zac wouldn’t like it.

[Mabouya]

"The Re-Creations"

[zachateseverything]

Kid of a friend had the best band name I’ve seen in a while - Poison Ivy League.

I think Zac Hates Everything would be a good name for a band but Zac wouldn’t like it.

I'm cool with it as long as I get royalties.