take away my punk rock card----i just did christmas shopping for my girlfriend at

[jerk]

jcrew.

on line.

i used a coupon code.

i spent $700 bucks.



fuck me in the fucking face.

[davids]

Would it make you feel any better if I told you I just got a leather jacket? At Saks Fifth Avenue.

...nah, it probably won't.

[Chance Legstrong]

Would it make you feel any better if I told you I just got a leather jacket? At Saks Fifth Avenue.

...nah, it probably won't.

that's where we got our parachute pants back in jr high

[jerk]

Would it make you feel any better if I told you I just got a leather jacket? At Saks Fifth Avenue.

...nah, it probably won't.

my mother gave me $400 to buy a leather jacket just the other day. i lied and told her i bought one.....i don't even own a leather jacket. i've been wearing a fucking winter barn coat i bought at a fucking lumber yard in ann arbor michigan. fuck me.

[false_aesthetic]

Hrm,

My gf asked for Omnium track cranks.

because "...it doesn't make sense to buy the Dura Ace ones."



I shed a tear of joy at the beautiocity of this.

[jerk]

Hrm,

My gf asked for Omnium track cranks.

because "...it doesn't make sense to buy the Dura Ace ones."



I shed a tear of joy at the beautiocity of this.

i shed a tear of joy everyday at the the beautiocity of the fact that my girlfriend has no fucking idea what an omnium track crank or for that matter a dura-ace track crank is.

[davids]

my mother gave me $400 to buy a leather jacket just the other day. i lied and told her i bought one.....i don't even own a leather jacket. i've been wearing a fucking winter barn coat i bought at a fucking lumber yard in ann arbor michigan. fuck me.

It was a gift from my wife - she is embarrassed to see me in the crappy gunny sack I'd been wearing every fall & spring for the last decade, and had the bright idea of shopping for one right in the middle of December. Except it was a bright idea - all the fall stock was on sale, and she paid $270 for a $600 coat. It's pretty nice, in a you'll-never-notice-I'm-wearing-a-really-nice-coat kinda way.

And I think I know that lumber yard.

[jerk]

It was a gift from my wife - she is embarrassed to see me in the crappy gunny sack I'd been wearing every fall & spring for the last decade, and had the bright idea of shopping for one right in the middle of December. Except it was a bright idea - all the fall stock was on sale, and she paid $270 for a $600 coat. It's pretty nice, in a you'll-never-notice-I'm-wearing-a-really-nice-coat kinda way.

And I think I know that lumber yard.

do they have any left? i need a leather jacket for the next time i visit my mother and it is over 40 degrees.

[Matthew Strongin]

Can I keep my punk rock card if I wore a jcrew shirt to a Subhumans show?

[jerk]

Can I keep my punk rock card if I wore a jcrew shirt to a Subhumans show?

no....

[Matthew Strongin]

no....

Shit. Even if I have tattoos and got in the pit?

Let me know where to send it...

[chasea]

I bought a shirt at J Crew today.

I also shopped for boots at Bergdorf and Saks, but found nothing.

Now I'm eating dinner alone at a steakhouse in midtown.

I'm still punk as fuck.

[Human Epic Jolt]

its the shop round the corner to zara.

[Human Epic Jolt]

Now I'm eating dinner alone at a steakhouse in midtown.

there's a mirror, right?

[al415]

welcome to Stepford. I'll take your old Discharge vinyl and Flux of Pink Indians T-shirt.

edit: Just remembered I bought a chambray shirt at J Crew last Spring. Bugger.

[Nierman]

Instead of London Calling I was C.W. McCalling. So no cred here to lose and too old to gain any now. But at my wife's company xmas party last weekend I did get compliments on my $2 retirement home thrift store dead man's Allen Edmond saddle shoes, so there's that.

[chasea]

Now I'm drinking rye in a Italian wine bar and my normal Czech bartender isn't here and all of these people can go fuck themselves.

[maunahaole]

do they have any left? i need a leather jacket for the next time i visit my mother and it is over 40 degrees.

Take your douchebag poser ass down to Fall River and get a Vanson.

[caleb]

Now I'm drinking rye in a Italian wine bar and my normal Czech bartender isn't here and all of these people can go fuck themselves.

Which rye?

Also, someone needs to tell the Jerk that there's nothing at J.Crew that's worth $700 of your own money.

[chasea]

Which rye?

Also, someone needs to tell the Jerk that there's nothing at J.Crew that's worth $700 of your own money.

Bulleit and DayQuil.

I saw a coat there for $1450. I LOLed.