NFS Chainlube & Race Grease: The wait is over

[kenleekenlee]

A little bit bummed that my 3/30 order for two bottles didn't come with a sample of the Race Grease, per the website. I was really looking forward to some quality grease. I guess the plain 'ol green grease will have to do.

[Bewheels]

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With all due respect - this seems like a conversation between you and the folk at NFS.

Shipping & Returns

[Too Tall]

A little bit bummed that my 3/30 order for two bottles didn't come with a sample of the Race Grease, per the website. I was really looking forward to some quality grease. I guess the plain 'ol green grease will have to do.

I am sending sample size bottles of NFS chainlube not the Race Grease and please forgive me if I overlooked your sample NFS. Send me a note as a reminder and I'll tighten you up.

[kenleekenlee]

Aaaand Too Tall has me sorted already. Thanks, man. Awesome CS.

[Mark Kelly]

Hey TT here's an unsolicited testimonial in honour of your big day.

Back home after three months at the winery, I've been fixing the family bikes and changing them all over to NFS. My wife and one son both run the same gear (S9), his is a bit worn so I'm replacing chain and cassette, hers is newer so it just got a clean up and the change to NFS.

She sends me a text from work saying how wonderfully well the bike is running, a day or so later says that the the new chain and cassette have made a huge difference.

Sorry, Hon, they're for the other bike, yours just got cleaned and lubed. It's that good.

[ericpmoss]

Here's an endorsement for the lube+grease in the DT Swiss hubs -- I cleaned out the DT Swiss special grease from the ring drive, put in a few drops of NFS lube "just because", then packed in a heavy dollop of the NFS grease. No problems with engagement, the thing spins better, and it's MUCH quieter. I see no place for the grease to leak out, so it should be good for a long time. Happy happy.

[Too Tall]

Here's an endorsement for the lube+grease in the DT Swiss hubs -- I cleaned out the DT Swiss special grease from the ring drive, put in a few drops of NFS lube "just because", then packed in a heavy dollop of the NFS grease. No problems with engagement, the thing spins better, and it's MUCH quieter. I see no place for the grease to leak out, so it should be good for a long time. Happy happy.

Thanks, I REALLY like hearing in use reports for the Race Grease and NFS for ring drives. If you are very stingy with the Race Grease you'll find that it does just as good a job as a few drops of NFS lube.

[RJR]

As if the wonders of NFS for my bikes weren't enough, a few drops on our squeaky kitchen drawers and they glide silently! Thanks TT.

[Dave Thompson]

As if the wonders of NFS for my bikes weren't enough, a few drops on our squeaky kitchen drawers and they glide silently! Thanks TT.

Same also for the drawers on my tool cabinets.

[Tom Kellogg]

Same also for the drawers on my tool cabinets.

And our 1935 Southbend 11" Toolmakers lathe, from NFS for the bearings, apron guts and feed shaft to NFS SpeedGrease for the cross-feed and angle saddles. Slick as $hit.

[Too Tall]

Thanks, you all made my day.
Next product will take mw a full year to perfect and it is not Lube.....waaaat?

[dogrange]

Works well on grumpy Sidi ratcheting closures as well!

[Tom Kellogg]

Hmmm. Maybe that under-worked, over paid and over caffeinated cadre upstairs in the NFS marketing department needs to do some creative work and branch into other applications for NFS beyond our tiny little "industry." You hired them with those big signing bonuses and they haven't done jack $hit since. No fools, those Don Drapers, but it is time that they earned some of the big bucks you lavished on them when you poached them from Saatchi & Saatchi.

[Too Tall]

What's our pitch?
You make a good point. Do I need to suit up?

Hmmm. Maybe that under-worked, over paid and over caffeinated cadre upstairs in the NFS marketing department needs to do some creative work and branch into other applications for NFS beyond our tiny little "industry." You hired them with those big signing bonuses and they haven't done jack $hit since. No fools, those Don Drapers, but it is time that they earned some of the big bucks you lavished on them when you poached them from Saatchi & Saatchi.

[Tom Kellogg]

What's our pitch?
You make a good point. Do I need to suit up?

"Silencing annoying noises for years." The plain truth, imagine that.

"We last longer while slipping better." It's got a certain ring to it.

"Sliding better and longer together." For the upcoming campaign season.

"Get on it for longer lasting lubrication." For the full page add in Playboy and Hustler.

I invite all the Don Drapers out there to keep feeding the brain trust more of these.

[Brandon White]

It slides, it glides, it goes on things you want to hide.

[Dave Thompson]

It slides, it glides, it goes on things you want to hide.

That's it, he wins! Tequilas all around.

[Too Tall]

I'm getting all of you very drunk at BallersRide.

(in a corny announcers voice) NixFrixShun the chain lube that Slides, Glides and goes on all things you want to hide. Also, the only and title sponsor of BallersRide...where show bikes go for testing.

Goosebumps here.

Brandon for the win >>>> https://www.facebook.com/NFSspeedshop

[dutchess]

I'm getting all of you very drunk at BallersRide.

(in a corny announcers voice) NixFrixShun the chain lube that Slides, Glides and goes on all things you want to hide.

Too much innuendo to leave u̶n̶m̶o̶l̶e̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ without comment. I won't be there, but suffice to say I'd avoid any preordained camp games and make sure I could stay sober enough to outride nearly everyone else there.

Earlier this Spring someone gave me a bottle of NFS to try. I took this as a challenge. The mark of good lube is how well it works on a dirty gritty chain after just a swipe with a rag to knock the bigger chunks away from the easier to access parts of the drivetrain. I was more impressed than I should have been. Finally got around to trying it on the immaculate chain of my road bike with, unsurprisingly, greater success. Actually pretty amazing stuff.

Have yet to try it on anything I want to hide. I'm convinced enough to give the grease and whatever you have behind curtain three a try for that type of stuff.

[Too Tall]

Good stuff Dutchess. I had a cat by the same name, she killed alot of squirrels a murderous sort infact. No relation I hope?

NFS chainlube is really good at ducking under the covers, so to speak and just to add to innuendo. Other than grease that is very heavy NFS will push it aside and do it's thing and yeah it kicks wax to the curb ;)

You'll like the solid grease, it's one of those things we did not "have" to make but we did so what the heck? It's red so that's a plus.

Next up is something for your body, for real not kidding. I'm going to take at least 12 months to develop this so buy lots of NixFrixShun > NixFrixShun Bicycle Speed Shop 'cause R&D ain't free.