Haircuts

[maunahaole]

For years I've been curious as to what a Mr Clean cut would look like on me - I often wish the clipper head would fall off during a trim and mess things up so bad I just go for it... no nasty scars or moles that I'm aware of, but I'm afraid my non-freckled scalp would contrast nauseously with the rest of my face like I was wearing a swim cap. Came closest to committing to baldness when I shattered my right elbow a couple years back, but still cut it weekly -- slowly -- with the left hand. I already do the left side of my head left-handed - but the reach-around was a challenge. Yes I just said a challenge. Character through trials and trimulations.

You said "reach-around".

[defspace]

Nobody else has problems giving themselves a single length cut?

Is there no hope for me?

[Matthew Strongin]

but I'm afraid my non-freckled scalp would contrast nauseously with the rest of my face like I was wearing a swim cap.

Nothing personal, but I'm now desperately hoping this is true. I say do it. You may love it. I had my head shaved for me in college by some lovely roommates. I haven't let it grow more than 2 weeks without reshaving since. It's been around 15 years without paying for a haircut.

[maunahaole]

If you go with buzzed off DIY a sunburned scalp is a big worry. You will need a cap or use sunblock on top or else you will get red dots on your dome in the summertime through the helmet. I use a cap, because being the fat fcuk that I am, I sweat profusely. Sunscreen running in the eyes is not much fun, esp. when you wear contact lenses. Sunburned scalp is not a good feeling and should be avoided. Chicks do not dig lots of flakes of skin flying off one's head constantly.

[chasea]

It is time to text my stripper.

No point to this post.

Just thought I'd type that.

[maunahaole]

What's up with the haircut?