Jeans:

[WadePatton]

I can't hang with a button fly. I'd be peeing myself constantly.

tha's when you leave a few buttons undone...ventilation yo! (secrets of the button-fly revealed, vol 1.0)

also, y'all keep referring to "relaxed fit"...DG has regular, relaxed, and easy fit. also slim boot and relaxed boot. i have a couple of "relaxed" and they're mondo roomy in the quadzone (my climbing physique yo.)

thor could wear 'em.

them slim boots is for hipsters atwo.

54 bucks a pop-direct from mfg.