a night out with chase in NYC

[DCT]

That was not vodka. That was an absinthe-minded martini. Absinthe and gin. And Morgan Spurlock. And your farts.

that was pretty tasty!

steve- did you make it home ok?

[sjauch]

Just woke up, had a nice hangover. Was good fun though and that goth place was pretty cool.

If you locate where you left your card and need it picked up let me know. I can try to get it.

[chasea]

Thanks Steve. Going on a credit card collecting run after I get off work. My everything hurts today.

We gonna try and ride on Saturday?

[sjauch]

Thanks Steve. Going on a credit card collecting run after I get off work. My everything hurts today.

We gonna try and ride on Saturday?

How early can you go on Saturday? I have to head to NJ in the afternoon.

[DCT]

i just sobered up in time to have a beer.

did you guys black out or was it just me?

[chasea]

Today was rough.

[Chad]

Thread of the month, photos next time please. Shit, I live in Nebraska, show me the world.

[DCT]

Today was rough.

at some point can we try and go over what exactly happened.

im still out to lunch

[WayneJ]

at some point can we try and go over what exactly happened.

im still out to lunch

Darren,

Remind me the next time you're going out with Chase.
I'll plan for us to ride the next morning.
You'll still kick my ass, but I'll feel better knowing you're hurting as much as me (but in a different way).

Problem is ... I'll likely want to join Chase and you putting even more hurt on myself.

[sjauch]

at some point can we try and go over what exactly happened.

im still out to lunch

It's Friday morning, why do I have a headache still. What the hell was in that cocktail???

[DCT]

It's Friday morning, why do I have a headache still. What the hell was in that cocktail???

gasoline, tequila, whiskey, PBR, gatorade, cough syrup

[chasea]

at some point can we try and go over what exactly happened.

im still out to lunch

Please feel free to fill in whatever you can remember.

- Gingerman. Darren is sitting alone at a bar in running shoes. Women, of course, are swooning.
- I show up sweaty. There is an IPA waiting for me. Class.
- Steve shows.
- Darren inhales a very large Salad. Steve andf I would be impressed, but its a salad.
- A couple more rounds go into our bellies.
- I tell the story about the time I accidentally smoked heroin.
- We cab it downtown.
- Darren is amazed at the tv in the cab. He asks where downtown is and why we're going there.
- Corner Bistro. McSorleys dark while we wait for a table. Burgers, more McSorleys.
- No wonder these dudes eat so fast, look at how skinny they are, they're fuckin' starvin'.
- The only thing I remember is someone mentioned Di2.
- We stumble out into the West Village.
- Darren pees on a van.
- I am failing to find The Waverly Inn. We're about to give up when Steve points out that its right across the street.
- 3 Absinthe-minded martinis (absinthe, gin, lemon peel), $45 plus tip. Thanks, Steve.
- Martini glasses are impossible for sober people to handle. We are in over our heads.
- Morgan Spurlock got in here? This place has really taken a nose dive.
- What kind of beer is this?
- Cab.
- Outside Home Sweet Home. Women arrive. At least two of us introduce ourselves, "Hi. Richard Sachs."
- I go inside to pee. I paid $15 bucks to do it, so we're all going in.
- I handed someone all of my money.
- Goth night at Home Sweet Home. It is simultaneously cooler and nerdier than it sounds.
- Is the doorman a passable woman? I think not. Then again, I don't know that he's trying that hard.
- Oh, look. They have beer here.
- After knowing me for a couple of hours, Steve tells a girl I am easily in his "Top 5 People." Steve can be my wingman anytime.
- I hang out in the street with a girl for a bit.
- As we're taking cabs to our respective homes, I text her to challenge her cabbie to a race.
- I get home to realize my card is at the bar. The cabbie waits while I find cash.
- Pissed that I was out having fun while he was at home holding it, Zigaboo gives the leash a tug and I hit the deck.
- I can't find my phone.
- Oh, I left it in this bush.

Fin.

[Brandon White]

That is an amazing recollection of events. I drank absinthe one night. Someday, I'll detail those events.

For now - you three enjoy your glory.

[Too Tall]

Awesome.
I might be your group bodyguard someday. Not sure I've still got the brain cells to donate.