all the worlds comedians

[SteveP]

have thrown $1,000,000 apiece into a pot in order to keep donald trump in the presidential race

[Brandon White]

Haha. Now that I see his ratings/viewings went up during that little stint, I think he might have had the right plan all along.

[dave1215]

have thrown $1,000,000 apiece into a pot in order to keep donald trump in the presidential race

haha, that'd be right no doubt but it would be too easy
the airways would be flooded with stand-up wannabes

[EDS]

have thrown $1,000,000 apiece into a pot in order to keep donald trump in the presidential race

Not like there is a shortage of material to work with some other potential candidates.

[tele]

but the hair, oh the hair is easily worth the price of admission