3/4 shorts?

[Jeremy S]

I don't like them. I used to wear them for commuting, now I just roll up my pants.

For f/w winter MTB, I just throw on knee warmers, whether or not I'm wearing baggies.

Then again, I have ridiculously small calves for my height/size, so there may be a vanity component to my choices.

[chasea]

Boys this does not have to get ugly. I need to see Chasea and Dave in said ManCapris against an garage door backdrop in order to determine their viability in my fall / winter collection.

Pls. take your time. xxoo

.....

[Dave Wofford]

Boys this does not have to get ugly. I need to see Chasea and Dave in said ManCapris against an garage door backdrop in order to determine their viability in my fall / winter collection.

Pls. take your time. xxoo

will do Coach. mid 80s here today so I'm in shorts but will take a pic tomorrow.
in the meantime here's me in my Friday night garb.ab7b3705_sos_ex.jpg

[Yodelinpol]

Dave,

What are you doing this Friday night?

[BestDeathEver]

Called my brother*. It went like this. (More fun if you read his parts with a thiiiiick southern accent).

-Hello?
Hey, dude. I need you to settle something for me. Have you ever seen a chef wear capris pants?
-Nah.
Never?
-No.
Thanks.
-Aah-iight.

*Started cooking at 14. Accepted and graduated from the advanced program at Johnson and Whales. Sous chef and executive chef all over the southern US. First 4-star restaurant at 23. Sold out and went into sales at 27 (goes into everyones' kitchens).

harsh bro.

[chasea]

harsh bro.

You only come here to break my balls, don't you?

[Too Tall]

You only come here to break my balls, don't you?

Easy money. xxoo

Dave, you lost weight. I'll send a few cases of Pringles, that should fix things.

[gearguywb]

They may be functional but in the south manpris with shaved legs could turn ugly.

Dave,
Can I buy you a drink (or three)?

[Yodelinpol]

Hey Merle I still have your Rapha video.

[rmplum]

I call mine culottes. Makes me feel more manly.

p.s. they rule, but I sux at the fashion.

[chasea]

in the meantime here's me in my Friday night garb. pic

Friday night and Saturday morning. Well, that's what I heard.

[Dave Wofford]

results from the photo shoot that Too Tall requested.

photos by the wife who indulges both my silliness and my riding with good cheer and sews my hems.
(for the record the hair is product less, bedhead, I may rock what some consider manpris but I don't put crap in my hair)
pants are both circa 2008 models.
Swobo Roscoe knickers, $70 on a Swobo sale
grey pants bought for $3 at the thrift store (the thrift store is often the only place I seem to be able to find 31 inch waist pants these days)
my best attempts here to mimic the stereotypical cheese found in your cutesy clothing catalog.

when it comes down to it, I don't like changing clothes during the day, or busting down leg warmers or what not during a ride, so I find the 3/4 length pant a go to workhorse on and off the bike. I dig 'em and seems around these parts (piedmont NC) they aren't that uncommon so doesn't seem hard to pull off.


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[Yodelinpol]

Nevermind... I'm busy Friday night.

You didn't have Champion socks on earlier in the thread and it appears you've lost weight since that picture too.

[chasea]

Gentlemen. You're single. You're out alone. You've had many, many drinks. Its last call.
Would you?

[caleb]

Epic.

[-HvA-]

Ah... Americans hate capri pants, yet they will wear shorts with socks...

[Dave Wofford]

Gentlemen. You're single. You're out alone. You've had many, many drinks. Its last call.
Would you?

It worked with my wife!

Our first few dates were going to american dance festival performances (she was doing a lot modern dance choreography stuff back then), and three county bike rides out into the countryside, and sneaking out of work for rooftop sunset watching.

[Too Tall]

Outstanding Dave. Vsalonistas, we have greatness among us.

FWIIW ThasFace and you are in a deadheat for Epic'r helmet head.

[BestDeathEver]

You only come here to break my balls, don't you?

Wait. Is that wrong?

[Yodelinpol]

Chase,

Dave is winning... by a big margin.

Go to a store. Put on some capris and such... have friend take pictures.... post them here. Quick.

Man up (or man down) or step off!!!!

PS. If you get pictures of you in drag at your next show then you win. I would hope you have already done this at some point anyway. If not then we have to have a talk about your rocknroll credentials.