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    Default Re: How to Wake Up a Stranger

    Quote Originally Posted by chasea View Post
    Knock lightly on the door and announce (calmly) "Good morning, Mr. Anderson. It 8 o'clock."


    But on a more serious note, do you have enough butler stories for a butler stories thread? Because I would open that so hard and read the shit out of it!

    Also, the toe thing is very interesting, and I will be testing on my loved ones first chance I get.

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    Default Re: How to Wake Up a Stranger

    Quote Originally Posted by chasea View Post

    Wiggle the big toe. You heard me. Do it. ....

    They will wake up. They will have no idea what has just occurred.
    Oooooohhhhh that's funny LOL. Trying it this weekend on my wife. Will report back.
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    Default Re: How to Wake Up a Stranger

    Bump.

    For some reason when I entered the "Art of the Wardrobe" thread I was reminded of this gem from it's infancy years :)

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    Default Re: How to Wake Up a Stranger

    I miss Archibald.

    Thanks for bumping this. Great thread. Who gets to sleep until 8am?

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    Default Re: How to Wake Up a Stranger

    We never learned the nifty trick to get socks on faster. That's what I'm here for.
    This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the bike.

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    Default Re: How to Wake Up a Stranger

    I'd just store up a mad fart -

    Apologies in advance if some find it offensive

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