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resident tastemaker
he's mad at me. he staked out the sprint to county line as some sort of trophy, a representation of his coming racer boy form. and um... when shrimpy message board jockey denied him the 'win' he developed a fixation on my fundament, and a deeper if not ineffable sense/feeling akin to what an object feels when owned and discarded. no metric for FITMENT is better than crushing the souls of the still delusional.
also, only call me doc when i'm on my Seven. its the law.
shrink, terrorist, poet, president of concerned cyclists for the abolishment of bovine source bicycle parts and head of the disaffected commie dishwashers union.
I FLY PLANES!
That's the truth.Originally Posted by swoop
Take a pull
I sometimes grimace when I'm not hurting, just so others think I'm puttin out a massive effort
On a fixed income
when swoop is on he is on.
Rolls with style
42
You never use the 53 on your training bike. Always in the 42.
After all, you have nothing to proof .
Fausto
Slide to the back
Yes sir.
Dave Bradley...not the grumpy old Hogwarts caretaker "Mr. Filch" or the star of American Ninja 3 and 4.
formerly "Mr.President"
Steher 10000
the sepia tone makes it epic.
Burnum Upus Quadricepus
You've got it entirely backwards.
resident tastemaker
next installment; Swoop on Racing and the Importance of Photoshop and Thinking While Pedaling.
seriously.
shrink, terrorist, poet, president of concerned cyclists for the abolishment of bovine source bicycle parts and head of the disaffected commie dishwashers union.
OTF
show me a bigger roll than swoop's
Slide to the back
you crushed the rapha vibe in this one...eyes down, sullen, perhaps looking for blood you just coughed up
Rouleur
relax, i think swoop is showing that the poser IS the pro, no?
Fausto
words to live by
In the drops
PROser FITMENT Systems, LLC.
It should be on a jersey.
OTF
I love this. It's the V-Salon kit I've been waiting for.
Rolls with style
Always, always dress to impress.
Ribbed and lubed:
Rouleur
I'm getting this as a forearm tat.you can throw a bitch a map to your place and nothing gets you over the last hump like a warm roll.
Breaking Away
Swoop is the gift that just keeps giving.
I think the tone of the OP goes nicely with the newer avatar. FU indeed.
You've skewered all the cycling bullshit that we know to be bullshit but somehow adhere to more of it than we'd care to admit.
I simply love when my buddy shows up to a 90 degree ride in August wearing arm warmers. For me it screams "I'm so lean, my body can't retain ANY heat".
Awesome.
Plus....have you seen the tags for this thread....asians-with-cameras....doctor gone nuts......and.......dwarf rant!
Thank you for being you.
Fausto
Shit,
I fit every single rule to a T. I think it's a sign of being totally frikkin washed up.
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