Covid - The Light-hearted Thread

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Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country | The New Yorker

[GrantM]

the spring classic season version 2.0

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Study: No One Could Have Seen Pandemic Coming Except People Capable of Reading | The New Yorker

[j44ke]

the spring classic season version 2.0

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Andrew Cotter has been slaying it during this quarantine. His two-dog play-by-play is hilarious.

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National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl “Total Authority” with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution | The New Yorker

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Trump Says the Three Things He Hates Most Are the World, Health and Organization | The New Yorker

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Coors Light delivers 150 cans of beer to 93-year-old woman who was running low in quarantine

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Trump Defends Decision to Sign Stimulus Checks: “I Want My Name to Be Synonymous With the Coronavirus” | The New Yorker

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Kellyanne Conway evidently took the WHO to task for having 18 previous Covids to get things right, and here we are at Covid 19 and they still don't have it figured out.

"The President took decisive and immediate action at the end of January to shut down flights to China. That was criticized by the WHO. It was criticized by other people as xenophobic and racist and travel bans don't work. Well, this one sure did. We have every right to know. And every right to know because what's happened here in this global pandemic. But there's another reason, some of the scientists and doctors say that there could be other strains later on. This could come back in the fall in a limited way. This is Covid-19, not Covid-1, folks. You would think that people charged with the World Health Organization facts and figures would be on top of that. This is just a pause right now. So there is an investigation, examination to what happened. But people should know the facts."

Conway's quote taken from CNN's article on their website.

Really, hasn't she reached the limit of her usefulness? I can only figure that she has a copy of the un-redacted intelligence dossier on Trump straight off of Putin's desk.

But maybe that's Kellyanne being useful. Everyone gets a good laugh.

[Chik]

She's awesome. :)

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Fauci: No Evidence That Warmer Weather Will Make Trump Disappear | The New Yorker

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Well, he's going to a place that is very, very hot:

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Dr. Oz Fears That Coronavirus Comments Could Hurt His Credibility as Expert on Magic Beans | The New Yorker

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Nation’s Parents Fear That If Kids Miss Enough School They Will Turn Out Like Betsy DeVos | The New Yorker

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Dr. Oz Fears That Coronavirus Comments Could Hurt His Credibility as Expert on Magic Beans | The New Yorker

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My wife came up with the basic list, so far have added Dr. No and Dr. Detroit.

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Cuomo Says Florida Beachgoers Travelling to New York Must First Be Tested for I.Q. | The New Yorker

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My wife came up with the basic list, so far have added Dr. No and Dr. Detroit.

Marcus Welby MD?

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem?

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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom.

Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

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Seen on a T-shirt:

2020 is an unusual leap year.
February has 29 days.
March has 300 days.
April has 5 years.

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Texas’s Lieutenant Governor Says Dying Not as Bad as Living in State Where He Is Lieutenant Governor | The New Yorker