Re: Get Your Grump on Thursdays - Was (What's chapping my @ss today?)

Originally Posted by
defspace
I've been trying to get data from a client. It's been over a month now. I finally got an email today. I have utterly no clue what it's supposed to be.
To translate into bike:
Hey Client, what's your saddle height?
Subject: Front saddle reach
Body: Hi, sorry that took so long. My handle bar height is it is a Trek.
I love this post.
Here's how my day is going.
Client: We need all these features in June. We don't actually know what they're supposed to do. How many people do we need?
Me: It will take us until July to hire people to start work on this.
Client: So I can't get it in June?
Me: Sure you can. June 2018.
"I guess you're some weird relic of an obsolete age." - davids
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