Re: Dog attack. What would you do now?

Originally Posted by
RickM
Yeah, me neither. I've had much more success just turning on the dog, screaming/snarling at 'em, and generally getting in their face. That works for every dog I've encountered...never had a truly BAD dog after me. My game plan for if I ever did is to stop and use the bike or anything else at hand to basically beat the shit out of them. Dunno if that'll actually work or even if it proves out in the heat of an attack, but I know with human fights...you always bet on the crazier combatant...so I'm going with that.
It also works for drunk rednecks who try to run you off the road, then get out of their shitty truck at the next intersection to yell at you for being faggy.
Putting your bike between yourself and a hostile actor, then threatening to hit them with the bike works pretty well.
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