What's the most disgusting thing you can do at Wal-Mart?

[vertical_doug]

Actions of "authentic" people from the annuals of Wal-Mart:

1. Attempted abduction of little girls.
2. Pooping in the aisles.
3. Shoplifting.
4. Wearing F----- YOU tee shirts.
5. Eating food from the racks and leaving the empty bags.
6. Sneaking into the women's restroom and peering into the stalls.


Need more?

It's easy to point out the crazies at Walmart because the percentage of the population that shops there is very large. But you will find disgusting and reprehensible behavior in all parts of society.

1. Wealthy polo patron in Wellington drives while under the influence and smashes his Bentley into college student car in an intersection. He goes and hides for several hours, then claims he is only drunk because he opened a bottle after the accident to calm his nerves. At least he doesn't shop at Walmart.
2. Financial Broker at Morgan Stanley in Colorado runs over cyclist in his new Mercedes and drives away. Later, puts damaged bumper in trunk and calls for road side assistance. Later claims 'new car smell' , must have made him blank out. At least he doesn't shop at Walmart.
3. Nice lady with the expensive handbag in the Hamptons, cuts bagel line because she doesn't have all day to wait.
4. Why sneak into a women's restroom and peer into stalls, when you can expose stupid photos of yourself online. At least, he didn't shop at Walmart. But he was an elected member of congress.

Need more?

[steve garro]

I'd also totally be down for a "Do not engage" t-shirt

I can totally do this, I just need an E-mail reminder.
Stickers as well.
Some of my recent stickers:
"If you live in Flagstaff, and are not an asshole, will you ever really fit in?"
"Arizona is either optimum or marginal"
"Pinche Doble" (in Vato olde English script)
"When in anger, when in doubt, run around, scream and shout"
AZ license place sticker saying "RACIST"

I can make this happen - I just need reminders, I'm a busy guy......
- Garro.

[vertical_doug]

I can totally do this, I just need an E-mail reminder.
Stickers as well.
Some of my recent stickers:
"If you live in Flagstaff, and are not an asshole, will you ever really fit in?"
"Arizona is either optimum or marginal"
"Pinche Doble" (in Vato olde English script)
"When in anger, when in doubt, run around, scream and shout"
AZ license place sticker saying "RACIST"

I can make this happen - I just need reminders, I'm a busy guy......
- Garro.

How about some custom Assos kit?

[steve garro]

How about some custom Assos kit?

Please translate.
- Garro.

[Bruce Day]

Yeah Doug. I totally get that and agree. What I didn't get was a characterization of Wal-Mart crazies/jerks as "authentic" people and the rest of us merely playing a role.

[vertical_doug]

Bruce,

I was a bit harsh and should not have characterized the rest as playing a role. I was being overly dramatic about how some people can play the niceties in polite society but can be just as disgusting as some of the crazies at Walmart. Point goes to you.

Douglas

Garro, I was trying to inject some Irony by having some of your Arizona sayings made into some very posh Assos Jersey. Douglas

[dgaddis]

Crazies are everywhere. Was visiting the DC area last week and went to the Daily Grill in Georgetown for breakfast one morning, well dressed woman in the booth next to us carried on an entire conversation with herself the whole time we were there. No, she didn't have a wireless headset on. At some point she stopped to ask us if we were lawyers.

[houston]

Walmart is an ivy league school compared to a KOA Kampground. Anybody feelin' me?