Some other msc hotel etiquette:

Hotel Van - If your using the hotel van to get to to/from the airport or other destinations - DO NOT sit in the fist seat by the door if there are people behind you still to get on the van. Next time I have to climb over a hotel guest at 5am to get to the back of the van I'm choke them with the seat belt.

Hotel Elevators - DO NOT stand directly in front of the elevator door when it opens. Let the people off the elevator first then get on - it's not rocket science.

The Belgian Waffle maker - if your a complete retard and do not know how to use one then ask or read (if you can) the directions that are usually posted above the waffle maker. HINT - the non stick spray is your friend.