Re: What's Up With All These Newfangled Razors?
Originally Posted by
Bob Ross
Somewhat germane: A dozen years ago my entire family was on a luxury cruise vacation that Dad generously paid for, and since we were surrounded by such opulent luxury and didn't have to pay for any of it, I decided to splurge for something really off-the-hook: I went to the ship's barber and got their "Ultimate" Shave & a Haircut.
It was not two bits. I think it was well over $100.
My wife insists it's the best haircut I've ever had, but since I generally sport a crewcut it's hard for me to judge. But what I do remember is the shave...both because of how wonderfully close & long-lasting it was, and because of the surprisingly pedestrian off-the-shelf tool the barber used to execute it.
She used one of those Gillette multi-blade razors with the built-in oscillating vibrator, the kind that you can buy in any drugstore (and the kind that every time I see one I think "Why would anyone buy a razor with a built-in oscillating vibrator?"). But the trick -- the thing that made this shave so wonderfully close & long-lasting -- is that she shaved my entire face twice. Start to finish, the full monty, from pre-heat to lather to every square inch shaved from every possible direction...after one complete pass she just repeated the entire process again.
If I had the patience to do that I'd consider it every time I shaved.
But I don't, so I was happy to pay >$100 for the experience.
I got a voucher years ago for a place that offered a shave and a haircut etc - it wasn't $100 but something like $60. They advertised that they used a brand new Gillette blade for everyone - and that was a really good shave. Decent haircut too - went there for a while until her day off aligned with mine so it wasn't to be.
I've tried the vibrating one - but I'm not sure that that makes any difference, the new blade makes more of a difference.
It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage.
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