Took me a beat. heh.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on ‘em.
How do you catch a tame unique rabbit?
Tame way; unique up on ‘em.
What did the drummer name his two daughters??
...
Anna One; Anna Two
haha
Where did the bad rainbow go?
Prism..... It's a light sentence.
As seen carved into a desk at the graduate research library UCLA in the 90s....
She offered her honor
He honored her offer
Then all night long
It was honor offer, honor offer
What do you get if you teach a wolf to meditate?
Aware wolf
Last night between songs Madeline Peyroux said "You know the difference between a jazz show and a rock 'n roll show? At a rock 'n roll show thousands of people listen to three chords."
Who makes a swatter for Asian Giant Hornets?
Wilson, Dunlop, or Head.
Who do you call to swat said hornets?
Serena Williams.
One of the greatest jokes of all time from one of the best of all time. RIP Norm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxD3pT8C9-A
I only really found out about Norm MacDonald very recently and his humour really resinated with me, my type of humour.
I listened to this from Bob Saget and it left me with tears many times. Such a sad loss and way too soon...
https://youtu.be/yEYu-7BkNDM
I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day.
Figured it was the least I could do for him.
You guys hear about that new restaurant on the moon?
Great food; but just no atmosphere.
So the Turkey Buzzard is about to board to flight to Orlando,
he has a dead racoon under one wing and a dead squirrel under the other.
The gate agent stops Mr. Buzzard, quote "Only one carry on per passenger."