So hard not to laugh at this.
Kohler - numi
Integrated stereo, light, bidet, feet warmer, flush options, and lord knows what else. Spoke tensioner perhaps?
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So hard not to laugh at this.
Kohler - numi
Integrated stereo, light, bidet, feet warmer, flush options, and lord knows what else. Spoke tensioner perhaps?
haha. that remote is a bound to become a feces and bacteria infested device.
That's hilarious.
Great concept, but a really strange ad.
What do the legs of the hot chick have to do with anything? Did she just poop?
Do the rich usually crap in an empty windowed room on a cliff?
No, they usually crap on the people who made them rich.Quote:
Originally Posted by soBRIquet
That's gotta be a new marketing angle for a NYC penthouse apartment:
"This luxurious 12 room penthouse apartment on the 39th floor overlooking Central Park features a floor-to-ceiling windowed bathroom, equipped with the latest Kohler Numi toilet mounted on a glass brick floor. Sit back & relax, pinch a loaf while you enjoy the sweeping view of the Manhattan skyline, watching your effluent race towards the little people down below."
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Originally Posted by soBRIquet
I thought she was waiting for the guy who was crapping - she looked like she was ready to go and just wait for the dooty ...Quote:
Originally Posted by soBRIquet
We have these in Japan...at McDonalds. Cold, wet ride? Site on a heated toilet seat blowing warm air on your ass....you'll forget about the world.
It's $6500. I don't think I could bring myself to crap in something that costs that much.
"Cameron tells Sarah that Judgment Day is now set to occur on April 21, 2011. Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier, 20:11 on April 19, 2011."
http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Judgment_Day
In short, there is NO WAY that I'm crapping in that.
I am going to miss my heated toilet seat so much. If you think it sounds stupid, you haven't tried one.Quote:
Originally Posted by quickag
The flushing noises it makes for discretion, well, that's a bit much.
Kohler uses products like this to create interest in the brand.
These products are meant as marketing tools and they never intend to build many {if any} for actual sales to consumers.
I just got to this thread on 4/28/11. Once again, I appear to have missed Judgement Day.Quote:
Originally Posted by chasea
When's the next one now?
after crapping in a hole in the woods or on a frozen pile of rocks for a sizable portion of my life
i fully endorse the use of this cadillac toilet.
great heated bidet in the sky
indoor crapping is sooo underrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by sonny
Had to have one after returning from Asia. No more RW problems for sure.
They have a few of the heated jobs are our proving grounds in japan. I lol'd at first, but in those unheated bathrooms in Feb - it was pretty cool.
The sound effects buttons, well my phone can do those now...
FCTi
Where was I when this thread first appeared.
I just read the subject and clicked the link.
For about 20 seconds I kept thinking this was a video for coffins.
you know things aren't that simple 'round here.Quote:
Originally Posted by false_aesthetic
The iPad 4 will do all of that and more.