Originally Posted by
j44ke
Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Got any duck food?"
Bartender says, "No, we don't got no duck food."
Next day the duck walks into the same bar and says to the bartender, "Got any duck food?"
Bartender says, "No, dis here's a bar. We don't got no duck food. Now scram!"
Next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Got any duck food?"
The bartender says, "No, we don't got no duck food. Dis is a bar. What are you thick? If you come into dis bar again asking for duck food Ima nail your feet to the floor."
The next day the duck walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Got any nails?"
Bartender says, "No, we don't have no nails."
Duck says, "Got any duck food?"