...I just can't get past the part where she hates wagons.
Wagons are the antidote to floppy overstuffed SUVs. They are the trim athletic counterpoint to the massive wasteful pseudo-butch pretend trucks clogging our roads.
Of course, I remember looking out a window many years ago, to watch my wife and daughter lumber away in our whale-like Sable wagon, off to pick up a passel of Girl Scouts. So there is that, I suppose.