Help me out: Vulnerabilty Assessments of your Web Site

Here is the deal, I have 1 week to make money for a entrepreneurship class.

So how about this? Do you have a web site? I will perform a penetration test on it for $250.

I'll look for bugs, weak spots people could use to attack, all that stuff.

I'll follow up with a report by next Friday.

Let me know if you can use something like this!

A little about me: I am a leader in the field of network security analysis, I have years of experience in hands on network security and incident response. I have worked on cases you have seen in the news for large scale hacking events. Not to toot my own horn, but Toot Toot. In this small field i am one of the best in the world.

Thanks,
-Joe