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i collect some.

they swing both ways.

here are some:

i quite like the rumsfeld mind although i don't now what it is. HEJ.

wrgt design... i have collected one or two.

if everyone is thinking alike then someone isn't thinking. is a recent favorite.

im not sure if i agree with the following but it amuses me. HEJ.

its a waste of time to anticipate delays. no matter how much time you allow, the actual delays will be longer.

the mini designer reminds me of jerkmo with: people don't actually know what they want. so it's my job to tell them.


what are yours?

"There isn't a woman alive that can resist a man who who knows how to mambo."

"It doesn't matter how you get there, if you don't know where you're going" -Flying Karamozov Brothers

"Beware of endeavors that require new clothes" - Henry David Thoreau

"If God had not meant for them to be sheared, he would not have made them sheep."

I'm a fuggin' hit factory over heeyah.

"1. Get a tailor. 2. If your tailor wears a belt, fire your tailor. 3. Repeat step 1." - L. Chase Anderson

"Those shoes would only be appropriate if you were stealing Dalmatian puppies so your boss can turn them into a coat. "- L. Chase Anderson

"Darren's jacket has more shit on it than Seal's face." - L. Chase Anderson



EDIT: How could I have forgotten this gem from Thanksgiving?

"I dropped $100 at the strip club; literally dropped it, lost it. No good samaritans at the shake junt." - L. Chase Anderson

"We'd worry less about what people thought of us if we realized how little they actually do"

Don't go to
stupid places with
stupid people and do
stupid things. -Frank Sharpe Jr.


`Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati` -Red Green


The difference between genius and
stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein

"I couldn't wait for success, so I went on without it."

Jonathan Winters

"When you don't know what to do, do something."

"I give them hell, cause I never fail.". King Diamond.

"Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket" -Eric Hoffer

But happiness is no respecter of persons - Fry

It's great to be here. It's great to be anywhere.
Keith Richards

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.
Keith Richards

Guitar is easy. All it takes is five fingers, six strings, and one asshole.
Keith Richards

" That's just my opinion, I have more"
Don Ferris

" A sadist is just a masochist who follows the golden rule. "

"Yesterday it hit me that I do all the little things
That you do
Except the same little things that you do are annoying
They're annoying as hell in fact"

Jack White