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    I've got some racing geese for sale. Anyone want a quick gander?
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    shrink: " am gonna show you drawings and you tell me what you see"
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    shrink: "what do you see here?"
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    patient: " me !!!??? YOU are showing them to me !!!
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    For Dan:

    What is purple and goes "Bam Bam Bam Bam"?

    Four door grape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Too Tall View Post
    What is purple and goes "Bam Bam Bam Bam"?

    Four door grape.
    For some reason that reminded me of this series of elephant jokes that I learned in elementary school:

    Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
    A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

    Q: Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00PM?
    A: That's when the elephants jump out of the cherry trees.

    Q: Why are Pygmies so short?
    A: They went into the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00PM.

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    Bob, there is a family of seven next door included 5 children. These jokes are daily reminders to take it lightly.

    PS Folks, needed reminder we are family fiendly'ish. Keep it reasonable.

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    Rabbi goes golfing on Yom Kippur. God determines to punish him. Causes him to get a hole in one. Angel says, shocked, 'How is that a punishment?' God replies, 'Who can he tell?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by LarryA View Post
    Rabbi goes golfing on Yom Kippur. God determines to punish him. Causes him to get a hole in one. Angel says, shocked, 'How is that a punishment?' God replies, 'Who can he tell?'
    mawwwwwaaaa hahahaha. On point.

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    Who stays out all night on St. Patrick's Day?

    Paddy O Furniture

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    A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic.
    The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

    "I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
    This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the bike.

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    This one is visual, sorry

    Click on the link, scroll though the four photos, the punchline is "shitchen"

    Enjoy:

    https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/s...103170/photo/1
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    Took me a minute but then I actually did laugh out loud.

    Edit: the rabbit one I meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hampco View Post
    This one is visual, sorry

    Click on the link, scroll though the four photos, the punchline is "shitchen"

    Enjoy:

    https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/s...103170/photo/1
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    Did you guys hear about that pony with a sore throat?

    ...

    He was a little hoarse.

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