I've got some racing geese for sale. Anyone want a quick gander?
I've got some racing geese for sale. Anyone want a quick gander?
Dan Bare
shrink: " am gonna show you drawings and you tell me what you see"
patient: "ok"
shrink shows drawing of a circle...
shrink: "what do you see here?"
patient: " a pussy"
shrink shows drawing of a square...
shrink: "what do you see here?"
patient: " a pussy"
shrink shows drawing of a triangle...
shrink: "what do you see here?"
patient: " a pussy"
shrink: " I am afraid you are sexually obsessed..."
patient: " me !!!??? YOU are showing them to me !!!
Angel Jauregui
For Dan:
What is purple and goes "Bam Bam Bam Bam"?
Four door grape.
Josh Simonds
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Vsalon Fromage De Tête
For some reason that reminded me of this series of elephant jokes that I learned in elementary school:
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00PM?
A: That's when the elephants jump out of the cherry trees.
Q: Why are Pygmies so short?
A: They went into the jungle between 4:00 and 5:00PM.
Bob, there is a family of seven next door included 5 children. These jokes are daily reminders to take it lightly.
PS Folks, needed reminder we are family fiendly'ish. Keep it reasonable.
Josh Simonds
www.nixfrixshun.com
www.facebook.com/NFSspeedshop
www.bicycle-coach.com
Vsalon Fromage De Tête
Rabbi goes golfing on Yom Kippur. God determines to punish him. Causes him to get a hole in one. Angel says, shocked, 'How is that a punishment?' God replies, 'Who can he tell?'
Josh Simonds
www.nixfrixshun.com
www.facebook.com/NFSspeedshop
www.bicycle-coach.com
Vsalon Fromage De Tête
Who stays out all night on St. Patrick's Day?
Paddy O Furniture
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic.
The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the bike.
This one is visual, sorry
Click on the link, scroll though the four photos, the punchline is "shitchen"
Enjoy:
https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/s...103170/photo/1
Took me a minute but then I actually did laugh out loud.
Edit: the rabbit one I meant.
Did you guys hear about that pony with a sore throat?
...
He was a little hoarse.
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