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    Default If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    So hard not to laugh at this.

    Kohler - numi

    Integrated stereo, light, bidet, feet warmer, flush options, and lord knows what else. Spoke tensioner perhaps?

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    haha. that remote is a bound to become a feces and bacteria infested device.

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    That's hilarious.
    Great concept, but a really strange ad.
    What do the legs of the hot chick have to do with anything? Did she just poop?
    Do the rich usually crap in an empty windowed room on a cliff?

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    Quote Originally Posted by soBRIquet View Post
    Do the rich usually crap in an empty windowed room on a cliff?
    No, they usually crap on the people who made them rich.
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    That's gotta be a new marketing angle for a NYC penthouse apartment:

    "This luxurious 12 room penthouse apartment on the 39th floor overlooking Central Park features a floor-to-ceiling windowed bathroom, equipped with the latest Kohler Numi toilet mounted on a glass brick floor. Sit back & relax, pinch a loaf while you enjoy the sweeping view of the Manhattan skyline, watching your effluent race towards the little people down below."

    Quote Originally Posted by soBRIquet View Post
    That's hilarious.
    Do the rich usually crap in an empty windowed room on a cliff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by soBRIquet View Post
    That's hilarious.
    Great concept, but a really strange ad.
    What do the legs of the hot chick have to do with anything? Did she just poop?
    Do the rich usually crap in an empty windowed room on a cliff?
    I thought she was waiting for the guy who was crapping - she looked like she was ready to go and just wait for the dooty ...

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    We have these in Japan...at McDonalds. Cold, wet ride? Site on a heated toilet seat blowing warm air on your ass....you'll forget about the world.
    Insubordinate. And Churlish.

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    It's $6500. I don't think I could bring myself to crap in something that costs that much.
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    "Cameron tells Sarah that Judgment Day is now set to occur on April 21, 2011. Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier, 20:11 on April 19, 2011."
    http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Judgment_Day

    In short, there is NO WAY that I'm crapping in that.
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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    Quote Originally Posted by quickag View Post
    We have these in Japan...at McDonalds. Cold, wet ride? Site on a heated toilet seat blowing warm air on your ass....you'll forget about the world.
    I am going to miss my heated toilet seat so much. If you think it sounds stupid, you haven't tried one.

    The flushing noises it makes for discretion, well, that's a bit much.

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    Kohler uses products like this to create interest in the brand.

    These products are meant as marketing tools and they never intend to build many {if any} for actual sales to consumers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chasea View Post
    "Cameron tells Sarah that Judgment Day is now set to occur on April 21, 2011. Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier, 20:11 on April 19, 2011."
    Judgment Day - Terminator Wiki
    I just got to this thread on 4/28/11. Once again, I appear to have missed Judgement Day.

    When's the next one now?
    GO!

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    after crapping in a hole in the woods or on a frozen pile of rocks for a sizable portion of my life


    i fully endorse the use of this cadillac toilet.



    great heated bidet in the sky
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonny View Post
    after crapping in a hole in the woods or on a frozen pile of rocks for a sizable portion of my life


    i fully endorse the use of this cadillac toilet.



    great heated bidet in the sky
    indoor crapping is sooo underrated.






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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    Had to have one after returning from Asia. No more RW problems for sure.

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    They have a few of the heated jobs are our proving grounds in japan. I lol'd at first, but in those unheated bathrooms in Feb - it was pretty cool.

    The sound effects buttons, well my phone can do those now...

    FCTi

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    Where was I when this thread first appeared.

    I just read the subject and clicked the link.

    For about 20 seconds I kept thinking this was a video for coffins.
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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    Quote Originally Posted by false_aesthetic View Post
    I just read the subject and clicked the link.
    you know things aren't that simple 'round here.

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    Default Re: If you're gonna go, might as well go in style....

    The iPad 4 will do all of that and more.

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