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    Default my lovely little david millar fantasy

    the scene is a swank hotel restaurant somewhere in a swanky part of europe
    our resident dandy is holding court, coterie hanging on every word
    his face that classic millar look: interest/concern/furrowed brow/wonderment - mostly w/himself
    just then there's a presence, some bustle and whisper and hush
    big mario has entered the room
    a blonde italian james bond, not a hair out of place and yes - shades
    on each arm is a 6 foot smokeshow - supermodel sexpot, jawdropping hot and fragrant
    dandy bounds toward him - all eager smile and humility
    a brief exchange of pleasantries, though the lion is a bit impatient, and then:
    "mario, given the USADA file of late and your fierce, respected place in the peleton, would it not be BIG MARIO (dandys using air quotes) to speak of your own doping experiences and offer some insight and guidance to younger riders?"
    mario is briefly distracted, the en route limo tussling has left one of his dates a bit exposed, a la janet jackson
    he gives her a quick nod and "tsk", she giggles and adjusts herself.
    he looks back at millar:
    "enjoy your money. keep your mouth shut"
    and the 3 go to their table.
    you're not the lord of the flies

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    Default Re: my lovely little david millar fantasy

    There could be video evidence of Cipo shooting up during a stage and it would not detour my insane man crush on him.
    Hypocrisy, you cry? You bet your ass!

    FORZA, Super Mario!
    "make the break"

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    "dandy bounds toward him and skitters to a mincing stop - all eager smile and humility"

    Thats all i have to add other than thanks for painting a wonderfull picture that i'll chuckle about all day

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    Default Re: my lovely little david millar fantasy

    Dandy is much more applicable to Mario than it is to DM......
     

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    My fantasy is they all ride clean. Imagine: a race.
     

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    Default Re: my lovely little david millar fantasy

    Nice story Mike. Weave in a tweed/velvet/argyle dressed JV rhapsodizing about some vintage bordeaux he can neither pronounce nor appreciate and you'll be golden.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Look585 View Post
    Nice story Mike. Weave in a tweed/velvet/argyle dressed JV rhapsodizing about some vintage bordeaux he can neither pronounce nor appreciate and you'll be golden.
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    Default Re: my lovely little david millar fantasy

    Since fantasy is dreaming on steroids, mine would be to hit 1650 watts as I tear off the front of the train in a 53x11 and blast to the line. Also would like to bicycle kick a ripping cross from Messi into the upper corner. Also would like to be able to launch from the top of the key with my tongue wagging, and do a 360 dunk...
     

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