Swoop on Fitment.

[swoop]

he's mad at me. he staked out the sprint to county line as some sort of trophy, a representation of his coming racer boy form. and um... when shrimpy message board jockey denied him the 'win' he developed a fixation on my fundament, and a deeper if not ineffable sense/feeling akin to what an object feels when owned and discarded. no metric for FITMENT is better than crushing the souls of the still delusional.

also, only call me doc when i'm on my Seven. its the law.

[Saab2000]

no metric for FITMENT is better than crushing the souls of the still delusional.

That's the truth.

[rosss]

I sometimes grimace when I'm not hurting, just so others think I'm puttin out a massive effort

[SteveP]

when swoop is on he is on.

[rabo]

You never use the 53 on your training bike. Always in the 42.
After all, you have nothing to proof .

[AntLockyer]

that colour pic wasn't right.

[Mr.President]

he's mad at me. he staked out the sprint to county line as some sort of trophy, a representation of his coming racer boy form. and um... when shrimpy message board jockey denied him the 'win' he developed a fixation on my fundament, and a deeper if not ineffable sense/feeling akin to what an object feels when owned and discarded. no metric for FITMENT is better than crushing the souls of the still delusional.

also, only call me doc when i'm on my Seven. its the law.

Yes sir.

[54ny77]

the sepia tone makes it epic.

[JeffS]

I sometimes grimace when I'm not hurting, just so others think I'm puttin out a massive effort

You've got it entirely backwards.

[swoop]

next installment; Swoop on Racing and the Importance of Photoshop and Thinking While Pedaling.

seriously.

[Cary Ford]

show me a bigger roll than swoop's

[shoney]

you crushed the rapha vibe in this one...eyes down, sullen, perhaps looking for blood you just coughed up

[dave1215]

... at least I could be a poser... but now, you've even taken THAT away from me... I'm incapable of FITMENT...

relax, i think swoop is showing that the poser IS the pro, no?

[EricKeller]

the poser IS the pro

words to live by

[krthornton]

relax, i think swoop is showing that the poser IS the pro, no?

PROser FITMENT Systems, LLC.

It should be on a jersey.

[Cary Ford]

PROser FITMENT Systems, LLC.

It should be on a jersey.

I love this. It's the V-Salon kit I've been waiting for.

[caleb]

show me a bigger roll than swoop's

Always, always dress to impress.

Ribbed and lubed:

[Chad]

you can throw a bitch a map to your place and nothing gets you over the last hump like a warm roll.

I'm getting this as a forearm tat.

[Tomwd3]

Swoop is the gift that just keeps giving.
I think the tone of the OP goes nicely with the newer avatar. FU indeed.
You've skewered all the cycling bullshit that we know to be bullshit but somehow adhere to more of it than we'd care to admit.
I simply love when my buddy shows up to a 90 degree ride in August wearing arm warmers. For me it screams "I'm so lean, my body can't retain ANY heat".
Awesome.

Plus....have you seen the tags for this thread....asians-with-cameras....doctor gone nuts......and.......dwarf rant!
Thank you for being you.

[suspectdevice]

Shit,
I fit every single rule to a T. I think it's a sign of being totally frikkin washed up.