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    and i ripped my fucking jacket.....so i walked to the thrift store- nothing. then i walked to the consignment store- less than nothing- at least the thrift store had elbow padded calvin klein jackets from 1992....so i walked to tj max---and got a fucking $1000 made in china theory suit that really shouldn't be worn in fucking december unless you're in south east asia or something..... for $200. it's a 40l- it fits right and the cut is fine...and the chinese laundry hemmed the pants and steamed it.

    so i'm not fucked....my other option was to get the beer stained santa claus suit that i have at the bike shop- get really drunk and feverish and pull a "trading places" dan akroyd at the BCG Christmas party. i would have done this if tj max hadn't pulled through...i may still shove a salmon fillet down my pants...depends if it's an open bar with or without hard liquor.

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    Default Re: i have to go to a christmas party at the ritz carleton right after work.....

    I'd probably have gone with the Batman footy pajamas, but to each their own.




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    Default Re: i have to go to a christmas party at the ritz carleton right after work.....

    We will need pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maunahaole View Post
    We will need pics.
    I so wish I could oblige. I will be walking right by the Ritz in a few minutes, heading for an outbound trolley as the be-suited jerk heads inbound. Perhaps I can aim a camera through the window of my C Train at any passing B Train.
    GO!

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    Default Re: i have to go to a christmas party at the ritz carleton right after work.....

    New shoes too?

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    Eagerly awaiting your sexy mirror pic on Instagram.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davids View Post
    I so wish I could oblige. I will be walking right by the Ritz in a few minutes, heading for an outbound trolley as the be-suited jerk heads inbound. Perhaps I can aim a camera through the window of my C Train at any passing B Train.
    No prob Mr. S. If the jerk is in proper form, the promised fish humping should be covered by most of the major news outlets in town.

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    Whaaaaazzzamatta sunshine no love for skinny jeans and perfect tee shirt?

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    Next time ping me. I'm a 40-long and always have a spare suit at my office at the BWH. Somehow I suspect our sartorial styles don't quite match up...or at least I hope they don't, 'cause if you are dressing like me, I hope it's with an ironic intent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chancerider View Post
    Next time ping me. I'm a 40-long and always have a spare suit at my office at the BWH. Somehow I suspect our sartorial styles don't quite match up...or at least I hope they don't, 'cause if you are dressing like me, I hope it's with an ironic intent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Too Tall View Post
    Whaaaaazzzamatta sunshine no love for skinny jeans and perfect tee shirt?
    dood- i'm not a hipster on food stamps. i'm a drunk dating some woman way out of my league who had to go to a christmas party.
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    I went into Marshall's to buy bulk underwear. Left with a Calvin Klein suit and I got married in it a couple months later. The shirt I wore under it cost more than the suit. Few things are more satisfying to me than a killer deal on a suit.

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    Craig,

    Found the remains of that bottle of rye we started this summer. Polished it off in your honor last night.

    Thinking of you.

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    Craigslist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chasea View Post
    Craig,

    Found the remains of that bottle of rye we started this summer. Polished it off in your honor last night.

    Thinking of you.

    Xoxo

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    i heart this ^^
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    Rye. Yum.
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    Bulk underwear??? What is that, like 900 pair of drawers or what.? What kind of guy goes thru that many pair of skivvies?

    Quote Originally Posted by OnTheEllipse View Post
    I went into Marshall's to buy bulk underwear. Left with a Calvin Klein suit and I got married in it a couple months later. The shirt I wore under it cost more than the suit. Few things are more satisfying to me than a killer deal on a suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chasea View Post
    Craig,

    Found the remains of that bottle of rye we started this summer. Polished it off in your honor last night.

    Thinking of you.

    Xoxo

    Chase
    I remember drinking from that bottle in the back of a minivan somewhere in Boston while I tried to convince your former bandmates that you should, in light of your recently-received cease and desist letter, rename the band "No Cops In Boston."

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    Re: rowdyhillrambler: I bought about 20 pair of boxers that day. I had gotten down to only a few, most of which were ripped.

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