and i ripped my fucking jacket.....so i walked to the thrift store- nothing. then i walked to the consignment store- less than nothing- at least the thrift store had elbow padded calvin klein jackets from 1992....so i walked to tj max---and got a fucking $1000 made in china theory suit that really shouldn't be worn in fucking december unless you're in south east asia or something..... for $200. it's a 40l- it fits right and the cut is fine...and the chinese laundry hemmed the pants and steamed it.
so i'm not fucked....my other option was to get the beer stained santa claus suit that i have at the bike shop- get really drunk and feverish and pull a "trading places" dan akroyd at the BCG Christmas party. i would have done this if tj max hadn't pulled through...i may still shove a salmon fillet down my pants...depends if it's an open bar with or without hard liquor.
i'm posting this on face book too 'cause it's funny.