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    Default What if Ray Lewis was a cyclist?

    Allowed to play? Or sit out during the investigation?
    About 100% sure this will go nowhere.
    Does USADA have jurisdiction?
    Ray Lewis Reportedly Used Banned Substance During Recovery from Injury | Bleacher Report

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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis was a cyclist?

    He'd be a sprinter

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    He'd pile onto a crash 5 seconds after it ended and take credit for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by robin3mj View Post
    He'd pile onto a crash 5 seconds after it ended and take credit for it.
    Then he would cry........while he was praying........then maybe stab a couple of doods and pay off he families.

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    He'd be in prison.
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    According to David Epstein and George Dohrmann of Sports Illustrated, the substance is an HGH-like deer-antler spray that is thought to have been used during his recovery from a torn triceps muscle.
    This guy is a starting player for the Baltimore Ravens and he's getting busted for "deer antler spray"? Is this a joke?

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    Heh. Good ones so far.

    Back OnT... there's only so upset you can get over cervidan igf-1 spray.

    Remember, there's no HGH test, USADA isn't involved, and the NFL runs everything, including what gets released as a positive. One only needs to look at "miraculous recovery" after "miraculous recovery" of players like suggs and peterson to know that football (as an institution) is a very long ways from giving a shit.

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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis was a cyclist?

    He is. That's his Look.
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    so funny...I said to my wife 3 weeks ago there was no way he wasn't taking HGH. I heard a doctor say a torn tricep was a 3 month injury, season ending for full function. He led the Ravens in tackles that day. Big doping ring being investigated in MLB today as well. So happy; fat stupid sports fan need to really understand how unbelievably drug soaked conventional sports (NFL, NBA) and games (MLB) are.

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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis was a cyclist?

    He would fortuitously lose his white kit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doctor855 View Post
    He'd be a sprinter
    And get beaten at the line by Frank Gore

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    After Eddy Plankaert using ground up steer testicles (to win Roubaix) now we get deer antler spray?
    Good to see Ray Lewis with that beautiful Look BTW. Pretty store too.

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    Football is a mess. When someone gets killed or in 5 years from now when some broke player needs money the issues when PEDs will be addressed in football and not until then.

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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis were a cyclist?

    Apparently, he'd be riding a Look.

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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis were a cyclist?

    Were...as in, if he were a cyclist.

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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis were a cyclist?

    As the resident grammar pedant, I wish to point out that I was the first to correct the OP on the use of the subjunctive mood...

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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis were a cyclist?

    He wouldn't have had the funds to avoid prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by christian View Post
    As the resident grammar pedant, I wish to point out that I was the first to correct the OP on the use of the subjunctive mood...
    I noticed, and meant to give credit, but became distracted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joosttx View Post
    Football is a mess. When someone gets killed or in 5 years from now when some broke player needs money the issues when PEDs will be addressed in football and not until then.
    I'm sure Mke Utley already wonders what if.
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    Default Re: What if Ray Lewis was a cyclist?

    ...he'd be wearing a Rock Racing kit and Floyd would be his domestique.

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