Re: Weekend ride report 2012/11/16-19
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession.
Did a variation of my city loop to open up the legs. Going no place in particular, in no hurry at all. The park was a nightmare, so I chilled out and tried to have fun. Chatted up some people, waved like an idiot at everyone I saw. On the first lap, a construction worker was mean-mugging me and talking shit about our kind. I let it go. On the next lap, I noticed his mood had not improved. I had my bottle out, and noticed his work boots looked a little thirsty, so I gave them a little blast. I did not complete a third lap of the park, thus robbing him of the opportunity to show his appreciation for my charity.
Heading home, I rode in front of a wedding photographer, taking pictures of a bridal party standing in front of warehouses in Williamsburg. Recognizing the tackiness of the situation, I rode through, waving and grinning like a dunce.
Got some cash
Bought some wheels
Took it out
'Cross the fields
Hit a wall
But we're alright