my latest scent atmo -

[Bittersweet]

Jeebus. WTF?

Why are we being marketed to like a bunch of debuttantes getting wet over Lanvin? Rapha, boutiques like AC, now this?

If I found out a riding buddy was using that I'd punch him, just out of principle. Chain lube riffing on a f*cking perfume?! I'd pin his skinny butt to the floor and make him scream "Eddy Merckx."

You know what a good name for a chain lube would be? "Tchmil" or maybe "Le Blaireau." "Muur du Huy." Hardman shit. Cycling at it's toughest. A challenge.
A gauntlet thrown down. A stern reminder your bike is a weapon, not a jewel.

"Chain-L No. 5?" Please, somebody, make it stop.

Are we not men?

We are Devo

[Vax]

Does it work on belt drives?

Best chain lube name: Demon Semen...but you can't get that any more

[Craig Ryan]

Is there a his and a hers you can mix together?

[54ny77]

Don't forget, Shimano's got the "Hypospitt" lubricating oil. What a name... Stuff works great!

Best chain lube name: Demon Semen...but you can't get that any more

[Chance Legstrong]

Demon Semen...but you can't get that any more

not according to my ex

[WadePatton]

i need to report another siting atmo.
two of them actually -

put down the sharpie richie, step back slowly.

hey, do the queue qualify for chain scent?

effin hintmo.

[xjoex]

I got some ChainL no5 for free with an e-bay purchase of a Jandd rack.

This stuff is thick, I use it on my commuter bike. It does have a really strong odor...

Meh, its not very good.

-Joe

[ericspin]

hmmmm ....there was a bottle of that stuff in the box when my Pacenti arrived. I have not even used it.

See how it goes...

First off.........is it :hahaha:queer (do not read anything into the use of this word, I am using it in Webster's context) to quote yourself?????

Anyway, I finally got around to using this stuff yesterday during a _post-rain shell road shortcut_ cleaing party.

I was ridng my fixed gear and it has been quite noisy from the transmission lately. I followed the directions on the bottle. Went for a test ride. Could barely hear the chain. IT'S MAGIC. Maybe. We'll see what happens in the course of a chain-heating ride but it seems like good stuff.

Are you other guys still using................it??

Directions authored by _Carl the snarl_ Vicious. He builds a mean bike.

[dookie]

with a couple months of use i'm still finding it very stinky, a bit messy, and extremely effective. it's on 4 drivetrains and i've reapplied to just one of them...don't think i got it quite right the first time.

http://www.serotta.com/forum/showpos...7&postcount=14

[Bret]

*French for "two entendres"

:hahaha:

[ericspin]

with a couple months of use i'm still finding it very stinky, a bit messy, and extremely effective. it's on 4 drivetrains and i've reapplied to just one of them...don't think i got it quite right the first time.

http://www.serotta.com/forum/showpos...7&postcount=14

Damn, how'd you get by quoting the S site? Last couple of times I tried that I got bitch slapped so fast it made my head spin. Well, seems the slapper is MIA the last few days.....maybe that explains it!

[54ny77]

e-richie: you need to make more sightings like this. the subtleties of hidden "rs" findings have been noticeably absent as of late.

it's winter, you know....

i need to report another siting atmo.
two of them actually -

[doubled]

this stuff is pretty awesome. I always boil a pot of water and take it off the stove, then drop the chain L in their and let it get thinner in the bottle. It goes on thinner this way so I don't waste any wiping it off into the bottle.... 1st post was definitely about lube...

[HSTFixed]

Glad to hear erichie finally made it. This stuff makes your drivetrain silent like no other lube. I just got a new chain for my fixed gear and proceded to cover it in Chain-l. so quiet it's scary. It is thick and smelly and messy but it's the best especially in foul weather like a vermont winter. Hopefully no one is buying chain lube based on promises it will increase manliness.

[Bob Ross]

Hopefully no one is buying chain lube based on promises it will increase manliness.

Uh-oh...

[jscott]

These guys need Steve Chainel as a spokesdomestique NOW, osmo.

[Pete Mckeon]

sounds like some g-o-o-d stuff

i made the leap atmo. all other chain lubes no longer matter.
this stuff is the sinatra of chain lubes. read atmo: XXX

[dooktruck]

d e v o

YouTube - Devo - Jocko Homo - 1978 - France

[rustychisel]

ok, chain lube to jocko homo. That's not such a big leap, is it?

[weirdo]

Since I've been using Chain-L #5 I've noticed a few things:

water boils faster
toast never burns
alway find a parking meter with time left on it
5 out of 7 lottery tickets are winners
sex at least twice a day (with a partner)

good stuff
it's changed my life