I am so depressed......

[znfdl]

I was so depressed today and could not think of what to do with my life, as my job was just outsourced to Pakistan

So I called Lifeline to look for some support.

The Lifeline consultant answered the phone with a foreign accent.

I asked where she was located and she said that Lifeline outsourced the call center to Pakistan, and how could she help me.

I told her that my job was also outsourced to Pakistan and that I was thinking of ending my life and how could she help me.

The consultant asked if I liked driving trucks…………..

:)

[Fixed]

p.m. swoop imho
cheers
you will find something i could use an assistant
cheers

[flick]

I was so depressed today and could not think of what to do with my life, as my job was just outsourced to Pakistan

So I called Lifeline to look for some support.

The Lifeline consultant answered the phone with a foreign accent.

I asked where she was located and she said that Lifeline outsourced the call center to Pakistan, and how could she help me.

I told her that my job was also outsourced to Pakistan and that I was thinking of ending my life and how could she help me.

The consultant asked if I liked driving trucks…………..

:)

Used to work in Pakistan, Your still better off then they are

[Pete Mckeon]

It will get better ....and they have not outsourced the CA wine making to them - - -YET!!!


Come by and we can discuss in more detail. My wife now works for a Chinese company here in the US and the technology work is done in the US by an Indian firm. To one up that the IT work for the China side is done by IBM in India.

[Bones]

I was so depressed today and could not think of what to do with my life, as my job was just outsourced to Pakistan

So I called Lifeline to look for some support.

The Lifeline consultant answered the phone with a foreign accent.

I asked where she was located and she said that Lifeline outsourced the call center to Pakistan, and how could she help me.

I told her that my job was also outsourced to Pakistan and that I was thinking of ending my life and how could she help me.

The consultant asked if I liked driving trucks…………..

:)

"Thank you, thank you very much -- you've been a great audience, don't forget to tip your waitress."

[Too Tall]

Dear ZNFNDL, that was a lousy joke when you told it at lunch and it still is. I love you but for gosh sakes, dat ain't funny.

[dang]

boy, that's tough znfndl . . . I thought they were just gonna stick you folks somewhere in the basement over at treasury

[Dekonick]

The humor was outsourced as well.

[taylorj]

The humor was outsourced as well.

Now that was funny!