Help Wanted @ IF - Wanna learn how to build frames?

[GSmith]

IF has a rare opening for an entry level position. Come join our merry band of frame-building pirates and learn from the inside. The current need is for someone to support the paint function, primarily blasting and sanding frames, but everyone at IF is flexible and rolls where there is need, and if you are motivated, you can learn all the skills that you need to build frames.

The job pays survivable wages (barely), but offers full health and dental benefits after a probationary period, along with a fun and flexible work environment.

If you are a dependable, high integrity person that knows how to laugh and is eager to learn, send your info to either gary@ifbikes.com or lloyd@ifbikes.com.

[DarrenCT]

can you drink beer at lunch?

sounds like a fun job gary.

[GSmith]

can you drink beer at lunch?

sounds like a fun job gary.

Only if alcohol has no effect on you.

[bigbill]

I'll send you guys a resume for file in a few years when I retire from the military. Barely survivable wages coupled with an officer retirement would equal a dream job. If you guys don't have a job at the time, I'll have to be a crossing guard or Walmart greeter.

[robin3mj]

If only I didn't have...a wife...a mortgage...and a severe dislike for the Red Sox...

[SteveP]

If only I didn't have...a wife...a mortgage...and a severe dislike for the Red Sox...

hahaha
dont show up at the door

[ThasFACE]

This is so tempting

[Elefantino]

Man, that's tempting.

Let's see ...

51-year-old newspaper editor, wife is a nurse, daughter wants to go to George Washington, two houses on the block that haven't sold.

Oh wait. Reality. Sh*t.

[Mr.President]

That has my name all over it!

[boundgear]

Message sent.

[steve garro]

hire Wade Patton! Steve.

[taylorj]

A cool opportunity. Mr. Prez...don't you have the summer off anyway?

That has my name all over it!

[Dave Kirk]

For all the folks that say there is no way to get into the framebuilding biz nowadays - the door just opened very wide.

Time to fish or cut bait.

dave

[SteveP]

For all the folks that say there is no way to get into the framebuilding biz nowadays - the door just opened very wide.

Time to fish or cut bait.

dave

i'm cutting bait.
dave, you ahve a fishing rod i can borrow?
s

[72gmc]

SteveP, you're a man of distinction. Don't cut bait. Tie flies.

I really like that you posted this notice, GSmith sir. I hope someone is able to take advantage of this. Unfortunately, my marriage contract requires that I become independently wealthy prior to such adventures.

[Gradient]

SteveP, you're a man of distinction. Don't cut bait. Tie flies.

Yes, and remember that all framebuilders must be dry-fly fishermen :angel:

[54ny77]

you too, eh?

one can dream....

I hope someone is able to take advantage of this. Unfortunately, my marriage contract requires that I become independently wealthy prior to such adventures.

[Dave Kirk]

i'm cutting bait.
dave, you ahve a fishing rod i can borrow?
s

I gots a stick and some string you can use. I also have a polka-dot handkerchief you can tie onto it to stash your belongings in should you decide to runaway to be a framebuilder.

dave

[false_aesthetic]

Message sent.

Thank God I dont have a wife or family to hold me down. I just need to be able to pay my student loans.

[SteveP]

forget it
i hired romans kids to both fish and cut bait.
im gonna go for a bike ride- as it should be.