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    Did he bring the women with him or did they just magically appear?

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    That's pretty typical in south beach. Everyone is a fucking cippolini.

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    he's in his natural habitat......

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    Quote Originally Posted by corko View Post
    he's in his natural habitat......
    You're right on. The girls are all beautiful, there's a coke dealer in every night club and there are no hills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by al415 View Post
    there are no hills.
    They will claim their causeways are hills.
    The mountains are calling and I must go.

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    it's like a wild Lion being forced to hunt in a zoo
    no sport. so easy.
    "make the break"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan View Post
    That's pretty typical in south beach. Everyone is a fucking cippolini.
    Saying that in your most cliche italian accent gives it a great new meaning. Wild gesticulations optional.

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    Default Re: Cipollini in South Beach

    Like a termite in new wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2bike View Post
    They will claim their causeways are hills.
    Nah, most of us just lament the fact that we have no hills and too much wind as we plan as many trips north as possible.

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    Takes two ladies to keep his white kit Foxy Clean™.

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    Default Re: Cipollini in South Beach

    Looks like Mario got his sunglasses nabbed by the TSA. All he could get his hands on were the $2.99 Oakley Blade knock-offs at the local Speedway gas station.

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    TMZ is reporting that that girl over in Tampa dumped the CIA general because she found out Chipo was intown.


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    Did he bring the women with him or did they just magically appear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by j44ke View Post


    Did he bring the women with him or did they just magically appear?

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    That mook in the helmet can only sigh and dream.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by houston View Post
    Looks like Mario got his sunglasses nabbed by the TSA. All he could get his hands on were the $2.99 Oakley Blade knock-offs at the local Speedway gas station.
    I do believe he is rocking Salice eyewear. Salice has been making performance eyewear in Italy, by the same family, for almost 100 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2bike View Post
    I do believe he is rocking Salice eyewear. Salice has been making performance eyewear in Italy, by the same family, for almost 100 years.
    Salice is the "new" Briko
    "make the break"

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    Quote Originally Posted by chancerider View Post
    That mook in the helmet can only sigh and dream.....
    why only two women?

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    Poor kids in the background, being thrust into puberty like that at ages 6 and 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rphetteplace View Post
    why only two women?
    anything more than a handful...
    "make the break"

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    Default Re: Cipollini in South Beach

    Late breaking: photo of the two women above shortly before receiving Cipollini's transformative embrace.


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    He is being photo bombed by that 4 year old in the pink sweatshirt.

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