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    Default For the Ladies: The Men of Vsalon.

    A thread dedicated to the pieces of ass that made this place possible starting with a little lovely delicate flower we call the Jerk.

    The Jerk is wearing the latest in fashion, the ThroatBeard. His hobbies include rocking women's tshirts and feral dogs.
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    more coming. why these guys? well, there's no lunchtable... but these guys all banded together to be Doulas for this site. think of them as the cluster of goo at the center of this universe to which we all stick to form a mass. and they never get the credit or the ID... so i'm pointing em out.
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    Does that skinsuit have pockets? He looks skinny in that picture...

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    Is it just me or do his knees have cute little dimples?

    Mom: He was very sickly until he started riding around on that bicycle.


    Dad: Yeah... well... now his body's fine, but his mind is gone.

    -Breaking Away

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    Swoop, when's the calendar shoot? We still going with "Big Galoots On Bikes"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swoop View Post
    A thread dedicated to the pieces of ass that made this place possible starting with a little lovely delicate flower we call the Jerk.

    The Jerk is wearing the latest in fashion, the ThroatBeard. His hobbies include rocking women's tshirts and feral dogs.
    Stem's too short. Next.

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    doood-
    that fucking picture is awful. what's the matter couldn't find one where i'm in a public mens room drinking warm beer and trolling for dates?

    some friend you are noel.

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    Toots, Joshage, the nicest fastest, hardest working man in bikeforuming, The Coach, The Architect. The Manscaper, The guy that is just getting warmed up a hundred miles in...
    Ladies.... meet Tootall. He's standing in the deep-end. This is his forum. Its his baby... he babydaddy.
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    a man's man, the man, the prototype, the archetype, and the best slow dancer of any of us:
    KGB/Jim.
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    Hampco. A man too far beyound to be described. A man who's bike follows him around waiting for him to strip down and ride. The nicest badass and the tastemaker of tastemakers, Steve Hampsten:
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    Pucci, the legend, the dad of the year every year. The only guy that can make mom jeans chic, and he's run more teams and nurtured more talent that simon cowell.
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    stay tuned.. sorting photos.... the homage to the guys that started this place is important works.
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    Is that pic of Pucci from 1968 or something? Don't you have anything newer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maunahaole View Post
    Is that pic of Pucci from 1968 or something? Don't you have anything newer?
    i have a collection... that's just a plug in.
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    Catulle... the guy that makes the bomb, drops the bomb, finds the bomb, diffuses the bomb and then does it all over again. Juan is the Matrix and the Matrix has you. Anyone know how to get a pelican off? Mendez does.
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    Flux, Spinelli, Ladies Love Justin, an ass so small even I can one hand it, and um... he actually raced the Giro and stuff. Credibility for all things pedaled and felt on the bike and owner of the sexiest lil webstore there is.
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    A man I call Sir. The man that makes your frame maker's life make sense. A Man that makes survivorman look like a giant puss of a child: Mr. Don Ferris aka Archibald. A man that can't be bullshitted and a maker of the finest fixtures known to mankind.
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    The cave man of Harvard, the intellectual gorilla, the disco king, and a guy simply called Big Dong Silver, Mr. David S.
    *picture actual life size.
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    Default Ahh, the venerable throatbeard.

    Calling card of early 1990s soft grunge bohemian slackers everywhere. The Spin Doctors would be so proud. :biggrin:

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    Jeff Weir, the lens, and the freak of nature. Never photographed with mouth closed. Ever. Style guru, and icon.
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